World Stupidity Awards - Time to Vote
Moron | 28.08.2006 02:28
NOMINEES FOR THE 2006 WORLD STUPIDITY AWARDS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED!
Time to let your voice be heard. Time to choose who is the stupidest of them all.
http://stupidityawards.com/
GOLDEN AGE" OF STUPIDITY PROCLAIMED
Vice President Dick Cheney has a shot; Britney Spears did it again; and President George W. Bush gets his own category!
Middle East lands Lifetime Achievement Award
Proclaiming this is a "golden age of human stupidity," organizers announce the much-anticipated 4th annual World Stupidity Awards.
"The Romans had coliseums; the Egyptians had pyramids, and we have stupidity," said official World Stupidity Awards Spokesmoron, Robert Spence. "With all that we know today, the fact that we can rush into wars, destroy our planet, and act like complete idiots; and then, be proud of it, shows we're in an era of Super Stupidity."
The World Stupidity Awards, which is conducted every year, salutes achievement in stupidity and ignorance. The 4th annual World Stupidity Awards is organized by ARSE - The Academy Recognizing Stupidity Everywhere - in tandem with Disinformation, a New York based publisher and distributor.
The awards are decided by worldwide Internet vote. People can vote online at www.stupidityawards.com.
This year the organizers have introduced several new awards to reflect the times; including the Stupidity Award for Being Most out of Touch with Reality and The Stupidity Award for Making an Already Stupid Situation Stupider.
"The World Stupidity Awards is about recognizing greatness in stupidity," said Spence. "And we thought the special ability to take a situation that is already very stupid and make it even dumber, is what separates the amateurs from the professionals."
Nominees for this award include actor Mel Gibson for offering to urinate on the floor after being arrested for drunk driving, and Britney Spears for almost dropping her baby for photographers after driving recklessly with him.
The organizers also added a category named the Stupidest Statement by President George W. Bush - various statements by the President will compete against each other to see which will be deemed the stupidest. President Bush was given his own category after voters complained that Bush's presence was unfair to the other nominees
Other notable nominees include the former head of FEMA Michael Brown in the Stupidest Man of the Year category; Vice President Dick Cheney could be recognized for having helped create the Stupidest Moment of the Year when he shot a friend in the face. Mr. Gibson is also a nominee for the Stupidest Statement of the Year category - after he was arrested recently for drunk driving, he allegedly told a female police sergeant: "What do you think you're looking at sugar tits?"
Finally, the organizers, after sifting through long lists of worthy nominees, have decided that this year's prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award for Stupidity will be going to the Middle East itself.
"It is strange to be giving the award to a territory rather than an individual, but this part of the world has created enough stupidity for many lifetimes," said Spence.
Voting begins August 15th, and the winners will be revealed on September 20th.
The World Stupidity Awards was originally inspired by the hit documentary Stupidity, the first film to deal directly with the subject of human stupidity.
Nominees for the World Stupidity Awards are decided by a group of experts in the field, "a bunch of idiots," said Spence.
The motto of the World Stupidity Awards is: "We're all stupid. Some of us need to have it pointed out."
NOMINEES FOR THE WORLD STUPIDITY AWARDS 2006:
STUPIDEST MAN OF THE YEAR
1) Donald Thompson – District Judge – a.k.a. Oklahoma Penis Pump Judge.
He operated a powerful penis pump underneath his robes during at least three trials while court was in session (two of which were murder trials). Convicted June 29, 2006 on four counts of felony indecent exposure.
2) Michael Brown - former director of FEMA
3) Kim Jong Il - North Korean dictator
4) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - President of Iran
5) Dick Cheney - Vice President of the United States
STUPIDEST STATEMENT OF THE YEAR
1) "No fruit loops!" Ex-Dictator Saddam Hussein on his breakfast of choice while in jail.
2) "They think work is a four-letter word." – Senator Hillary Clinton, speaking about kids today.
3) "I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." - Vice President Dick Cheney, on Iraq.
4) "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" Mel Gibson to female Sergeant in Malibu, California following his arrest for drunk driving.
5) "My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week," Harry Whittington, after Dick Cheney shot him in the face. February 17, 2006
THE DUMBEST MOMENT OF THE YEAR
1) Zinedine Zidane head butts Marco Materazzi in the World Cup final and is ejected.
2) Vice President Dick Cheney shoots friend
3) Britney Spears speeds with her baby's head close to steering wheel
4) Danish Newspaper Jyllands-Posten publishes the controversial Mohammed cartoons
5) Protesters violently demonstrate against the Danish Mohammed cartoons
STUPIDITY AWARD FOR MAKING A STUPID SITUATION STUPIDER
1) Mel Gibson offering to urinate on the floor following his arrest for drunk driving.
2) Britney Spears almost dropping her baby after driving dangerously with him twice, and then talking about it on TV
3) Nick Flynn trips on his shoelaces, falls down a set of stairs and smashes three priceless antique Chinese vases in a museum. Flynn then criticized the museum for not taking better care of its displays.
4) The Bush Administration in Iraq
5) Deciding not to tell anyone after Vice President Dick Cheney shoots his friend.
STUPIDEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
1) Basic Instinct 2
2) The Da Vinci Code
3) The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
4) Hostel
5) Little Man
MEDIA OUTLET WHICH HAS BEST FURTHERED IGNORANCE
1) Danish Newspaper, Jyllands-Posten
2) The Name Radio Format (Bob, Jack, Tom etc…)
3) Fox News
4) The Colbert Report
5) Rush Limbaugh
STUPIDITY AWARD FOR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT OF THE PLANET
1) The Government of North Korea
2) The Government of Israel and Hezbollah (Shared)
3) Iran
4) The Arms Industry
5) The Petroleum Industry
STUPIDEST STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
1) "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
2) "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." - to FEMA director Michael Brown in a televised address.
3) "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?" to legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten. Bush later apologized, saying he was unaware of Wallsten's blindness, and that while he likes to needle the press, "next time I'll use a different needle."
4) "Wow! Brazil is big." George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva.
5) "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us
and get them out of harm's way."
STUPIDEST TREND OF THE YEAR
1) WW III
2) Post Reality TV Reality TV
4) Killing people for God
5) Killing people
6) Ass Cleavage
DISINFORMATION STUPIDITY AWARD FOR BEING MOST
OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY
1) Senator Hillary Clinton
2) Michael Jackson
3) US President George W. Bush
4) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran
5) Tom Cruise
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR STUPIDITY
The Middle East
http://stupidityawards.com/
2005 Main Organization Revealing Obvious Nitwits Inc. MORON
Time to let your voice be heard. Time to choose who is the stupidest of them all.
http://stupidityawards.com/ GOLDEN AGE" OF STUPIDITY PROCLAIMED
Vice President Dick Cheney has a shot; Britney Spears did it again; and President George W. Bush gets his own category!
Middle East lands Lifetime Achievement Award
Proclaiming this is a "golden age of human stupidity," organizers announce the much-anticipated 4th annual World Stupidity Awards.
"The Romans had coliseums; the Egyptians had pyramids, and we have stupidity," said official World Stupidity Awards Spokesmoron, Robert Spence. "With all that we know today, the fact that we can rush into wars, destroy our planet, and act like complete idiots; and then, be proud of it, shows we're in an era of Super Stupidity."
The World Stupidity Awards, which is conducted every year, salutes achievement in stupidity and ignorance. The 4th annual World Stupidity Awards is organized by ARSE - The Academy Recognizing Stupidity Everywhere - in tandem with Disinformation, a New York based publisher and distributor.
The awards are decided by worldwide Internet vote. People can vote online at www.stupidityawards.com.
This year the organizers have introduced several new awards to reflect the times; including the Stupidity Award for Being Most out of Touch with Reality and The Stupidity Award for Making an Already Stupid Situation Stupider.
"The World Stupidity Awards is about recognizing greatness in stupidity," said Spence. "And we thought the special ability to take a situation that is already very stupid and make it even dumber, is what separates the amateurs from the professionals."
Nominees for this award include actor Mel Gibson for offering to urinate on the floor after being arrested for drunk driving, and Britney Spears for almost dropping her baby for photographers after driving recklessly with him.
The organizers also added a category named the Stupidest Statement by President George W. Bush - various statements by the President will compete against each other to see which will be deemed the stupidest. President Bush was given his own category after voters complained that Bush's presence was unfair to the other nominees
Other notable nominees include the former head of FEMA Michael Brown in the Stupidest Man of the Year category; Vice President Dick Cheney could be recognized for having helped create the Stupidest Moment of the Year when he shot a friend in the face. Mr. Gibson is also a nominee for the Stupidest Statement of the Year category - after he was arrested recently for drunk driving, he allegedly told a female police sergeant: "What do you think you're looking at sugar tits?"
Finally, the organizers, after sifting through long lists of worthy nominees, have decided that this year's prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award for Stupidity will be going to the Middle East itself.
"It is strange to be giving the award to a territory rather than an individual, but this part of the world has created enough stupidity for many lifetimes," said Spence.
Voting begins August 15th, and the winners will be revealed on September 20th.
The World Stupidity Awards was originally inspired by the hit documentary Stupidity, the first film to deal directly with the subject of human stupidity.
Nominees for the World Stupidity Awards are decided by a group of experts in the field, "a bunch of idiots," said Spence.
The motto of the World Stupidity Awards is: "We're all stupid. Some of us need to have it pointed out."
NOMINEES FOR THE WORLD STUPIDITY AWARDS 2006:
STUPIDEST MAN OF THE YEAR
1) Donald Thompson – District Judge – a.k.a. Oklahoma Penis Pump Judge.
He operated a powerful penis pump underneath his robes during at least three trials while court was in session (two of which were murder trials). Convicted June 29, 2006 on four counts of felony indecent exposure.
2) Michael Brown - former director of FEMA
3) Kim Jong Il - North Korean dictator
4) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - President of Iran
5) Dick Cheney - Vice President of the United States
STUPIDEST STATEMENT OF THE YEAR
1) "No fruit loops!" Ex-Dictator Saddam Hussein on his breakfast of choice while in jail.
2) "They think work is a four-letter word." – Senator Hillary Clinton, speaking about kids today.
3) "I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." - Vice President Dick Cheney, on Iraq.
4) "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" Mel Gibson to female Sergeant in Malibu, California following his arrest for drunk driving.
5) "My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week," Harry Whittington, after Dick Cheney shot him in the face. February 17, 2006
THE DUMBEST MOMENT OF THE YEAR
1) Zinedine Zidane head butts Marco Materazzi in the World Cup final and is ejected.
2) Vice President Dick Cheney shoots friend
3) Britney Spears speeds with her baby's head close to steering wheel
4) Danish Newspaper Jyllands-Posten publishes the controversial Mohammed cartoons
5) Protesters violently demonstrate against the Danish Mohammed cartoons
STUPIDITY AWARD FOR MAKING A STUPID SITUATION STUPIDER
1) Mel Gibson offering to urinate on the floor following his arrest for drunk driving.
2) Britney Spears almost dropping her baby after driving dangerously with him twice, and then talking about it on TV
3) Nick Flynn trips on his shoelaces, falls down a set of stairs and smashes three priceless antique Chinese vases in a museum. Flynn then criticized the museum for not taking better care of its displays.
4) The Bush Administration in Iraq
5) Deciding not to tell anyone after Vice President Dick Cheney shoots his friend.
STUPIDEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
1) Basic Instinct 2
2) The Da Vinci Code
3) The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
4) Hostel
5) Little Man
MEDIA OUTLET WHICH HAS BEST FURTHERED IGNORANCE
1) Danish Newspaper, Jyllands-Posten
2) The Name Radio Format (Bob, Jack, Tom etc…)
3) Fox News
4) The Colbert Report
5) Rush Limbaugh
STUPIDITY AWARD FOR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT OF THE PLANET
1) The Government of North Korea
2) The Government of Israel and Hezbollah (Shared)
3) Iran
4) The Arms Industry
5) The Petroleum Industry
STUPIDEST STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
1) "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
2) "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." - to FEMA director Michael Brown in a televised address.
3) "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?" to legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten. Bush later apologized, saying he was unaware of Wallsten's blindness, and that while he likes to needle the press, "next time I'll use a different needle."
4) "Wow! Brazil is big." George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva.
5) "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us
and get them out of harm's way."
STUPIDEST TREND OF THE YEAR
1) WW III
2) Post Reality TV Reality TV
4) Killing people for God
5) Killing people
6) Ass Cleavage
DISINFORMATION STUPIDITY AWARD FOR BEING MOST
OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY
1) Senator Hillary Clinton
2) Michael Jackson
3) US President George W. Bush
4) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran
5) Tom Cruise
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR STUPIDITY
The Middle East
http://stupidityawards.com/ 2005 Main Organization Revealing Obvious Nitwits Inc. MORON
Moron
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28.08.2006 02:38
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how about the woman on the microphone on oxford street shouting "free palestine"
28.08.2006 02:43
zionist
...In fact we know where you all....
28.08.2006 02:55
ZIONIST-MOSSAD
UN daily countdown on Iran 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, we have ignition?
28.08.2006 07:30
Iran has underscored its determination to produce 'nuclear fuel' just four days before a United Nations Security Council deadline to freeze the sensitive work.
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Sounds like the US/Isra=hell are even more defiant though because lots of other countries already have 'nukiller weapons' including them and the US even use DU and NDU in their wars of aggression! Now why is it that Iran is of such concearn?
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Israeli air strike kills 4 palestinians
Medics and witnesses say an Israeli air strike has killed four palestinians in the northern Gaza Strip
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Yesterday:
World 'not fooled' by Israeli propaganda doubts
The World is not fooled by Israeli propaganda doubts about Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad because Israels own nuclear program posses a threat.
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Nukiller war US/Israel 'strategic objective'
The US and Israel are determined to produce their own nukiller war in Iran despite the demand by the World Security Council to halt their wars of aggression.
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Iran President inaugurates heavy water plant
US/Israel enemy Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad opened a heavy water plant today that will feed a new research reactor under construction, just 'five days' before a UN Security Council deadline, om are? to suspend 'sensitive nuclear' fuel cycle work but it's okay for other rogue countries to habour and use 'sensitive exposive nukiller' weapons?
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This is a list of countries with nuclear weapons.
There are currently seven states that have successfully detonated nuclear weapons. Five are considered to be "nuclear weapons states", an internationally recognized status conferred by the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT). In order of acquisition of nuclear weapons these are: the United States of America, Russia (formerly the Soviet Union), the United Kingdom, France, and the People's Republic of China. Since the formulation of the NPT, two non-signatory states of the NPT have conducted nuclear tests: India and Pakistan. Israel is also strongly suspected to have an arsenal of nuclear weapons though it has never confirmed or denied this, and there have been reports that over 200 nuclear weapons might be in its inventory. This status is not formally recognized by international bodies; none of these three countries is currently a signatory to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. North Korea has publicly declared itself to possess nuclear weapons though it has not conducted any confirmed tests and its ultimate status is still unknown. Iran has been accused by The United Nations of attempting to develop uranium enrichment technology for weapons purposes, a charge it has denied. As of February 4, 2006, the International Atomic Energy Agency referred Iran to the United Nations Security Council in response to concerns on their possible nuclear programs.
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LETS BURN THE MUSLIMS
28.08.2006 11:35
(ALLAH IS A SHIT)
LETS BURN THE MUSLIMS
stupid
28.08.2006 15:49
Why is there are STUPIDEST MAN OF THE YEAR but no STUPIDEST WOMAN OF THE YEAR.
ladies can be a bit thick too you know.
Stupidest woman
Israeli militants kills 4 Palestinian people in Gaza
28.08.2006 21:52
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Jack Thomas served with control order
28.08.2006 21:57
civilrights
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