Did Blair lie about WMD?
Yes No

Do you know who Rupert Murdoch is?
Yes No

Do you like cats?
Yes No

Did you ever believe in a conspiracy theory?
Yes No

Are there aliens out there?
Yes No

Did you ever use alternative medicine?
Yes No

Would you kill to defend yourself?
Yes No

Do you ever avoid walking in the cracks of the pavement?
Yes No

They would not do it without a reason, would they?
Yes No

More than 3 No’s and you’re a Nazi
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Do you vote?
Yes No

Do you believe in God?
Yes No

Do you smoke?
Yes No

Should the Monarchy remain?
Yes No

Do you agree with corporal punishment for children?
Yes No

Would you kill for your country?
Yes No

Do you do martial arts?
Yes No

Did you ever kick your pet?
Yes No

Would you tell lies for your boss?
Yes No

Would you join the uniformed services?
Yes No

Do you like the changing of the guard?
Yes No

Did you answer these questions truthfully?
Yes No

More than 3 Yeses and you’re a Nazi