The BNP's dating agency
Tom the gossip | 09.08.2006 15:25 | Anti-racism | Repression | Social Struggles
At least three of the BNP's glitterati, Mark Collett, Martin Reynolds and Dave Hannam, are using the internet dating agency, Faceparty, to score. Perfectly understandable in Collet's case, of course, because he's a weasel-faced little slimeball by anyone's standards and must be desperate since he lost his puncture repair kit, but Griffin-bodyguard Martin Reynolds is also using it and he, tut-tut, is married.
Obviously too much muscle for just one woman, he's after a Dawn French/Lisa Tarbuck lookalike. With a self-deprecating name like 'hugebiceps', which is what he calls himself, he shouldn't have much difficulty. Still, you know what they say about people with big muscles...
Bringing up the rear, so to speak, is Dave Hannam, the boss of BNP-front nationalist music company Great White Records. You would have expected a record producer to have been able to score but apparently not, even with the first of the BNP's musical offerings having just been released to critical, er, indifference.
Take a look at these bozos.
http://www.faceparty.com/mark318
http://www.faceparty.com/hugebiceps
http://www.faceparty.com/david755
Griffin, naturally, is taking the moral high ground. In response to a query from Joe Owens about this bunch, he responded thus:
'As regards the dating agency stuff this is the first time I've had any links to it so will look very shortly (doing ID final prrofs this morning). My initial offhand thought is that where Mark goes to try to get his leg over is his own affair, but that we can't have married party personalities goiong round openly trying to shag around. What people do in private is no concern of mine, but when it can be used against the party it's a different matter.'
Looks like 'hugebiceps' is in for a telling-off then. :-D
Obviously too much muscle for just one woman, he's after a Dawn French/Lisa Tarbuck lookalike. With a self-deprecating name like 'hugebiceps', which is what he calls himself, he shouldn't have much difficulty. Still, you know what they say about people with big muscles...
Bringing up the rear, so to speak, is Dave Hannam, the boss of BNP-front nationalist music company Great White Records. You would have expected a record producer to have been able to score but apparently not, even with the first of the BNP's musical offerings having just been released to critical, er, indifference.
Take a look at these bozos.
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Griffin, naturally, is taking the moral high ground. In response to a query from Joe Owens about this bunch, he responded thus:
'As regards the dating agency stuff this is the first time I've had any links to it so will look very shortly (doing ID final prrofs this morning). My initial offhand thought is that where Mark goes to try to get his leg over is his own affair, but that we can't have married party personalities goiong round openly trying to shag around. What people do in private is no concern of mine, but when it can be used against the party it's a different matter.'
Looks like 'hugebiceps' is in for a telling-off then. :-D
Tom the gossip
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beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!xxxxxxxxx
09.08.2006 23:57
"In My Own Words...
my ideal women would be size 16 and above,with a great sense of humour and a sexdrive to match mine.she must be straight talking and down to earth,not prudeish or stuck up.be able to take command in the bedroom "
thanks guys
:)
afa
dating agency
10.08.2006 00:15
Bam Bam Kaboomski
hahhaa
10.08.2006 03:39
Roger
xxxxxxxx
10.08.2006 10:52
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On the subject of dating agencies
10.08.2006 11:55
Internet dating fan.
Dear Old Adolf Is His One True Love!
10.08.2006 14:24
Folks, ignore the trolls. They must be real.
We all know Collett can't satisfy women, so that's why he cannot get a girlfriend.
He also has a giant naked painting of Adolf Hitler in his bedroom, which he pleasures hismelf to, while listening to white supremacy folk music.
These guys really do turn to hate politics because of their inability to relate to other people.
Racism is indeed a mental, and social illness.
Linda Lovelace
neo-nazi inferiority syndrome
10.08.2006 14:36
mark collett has a teeny-weeny little willy.
He hates black people because he believed the Victorian racist myth about black people being better endowed than white people, which led him to join the National Front in Sixth Form, then, later, the BritishNonceParty, in the first place, in the hope hate could expand his sad little member.
Oh, and previous talk about girls dumping him at uni because he was crap in bed, are absolutely true.
He couldn't get laid in a brothel
lol.........................
jane
BritishNonceParty
10.08.2006 14:42
Does Markie-Babes realise this????
I wonder...
Paedo Alert!!!
Chipolatas!!!
10.08.2006 14:57
You'd better watch out for the detector vans, pal!!!
I wander where the geek sticks his sausage???
URGENT APPEAL: - CAN SOMEONE TEACH POOR "SIDNEYSAUSAGE" HOW TO RIDE HORSES, PLEASE!!!
THANK YOU!!!
Butcher Bill
For veggies
10.08.2006 20:46
Ruppie
Yawn.
11.08.2006 21:49
simon
Fake or not - still fucking funny
11.08.2006 23:57
Mmmm
Harry
12.08.2006 17:03
Yawn?
We're Here
16.08.2006 14:12
The boys!
The REAL Mark Collett
Homepage:
http://www.bnp.org.uk
Oh my god
16.08.2006 20:02
Tom
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hahaha. well done to the 3
17.08.2006 00:19
max
Those who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones
18.08.2006 16:44
Richard Annets
The Boys Are Back In Town
20.08.2006 11:31
The Boys Are Back
The REAL Mark Collett
Homepage:
http://www.faceparty.co.uk
LOL!
21.08.2006 01:47
Dronfield antiracist
Sordid Nazi Sex Cult
30.10.2006 23:42
Now we know why the fash congregate on teen website Faceparty. They are dogging pals....
It must be catching, lol!!!
So much for their push for family values, the bloody neo-nazi hypocrities.
Linda Lovelace
Homepage:
http://uaf.org.uk
The problem being what, exactly?
30.12.2006 19:47
It should be obvious that anyone can fake a few photos in Photoshop or The Gimp for humorous affect, just as it is possible to register fake 'dating profiles' on public web sites.
On the other hand of course, it could all be entirely true. If it is, then so what? They aren't doing anything illegal and notwithstanding the allegations of infidelity, they're not doing anything dreadfully immoral - by today's standards.
Perhaps a satirical expose of the hypocrisies of those who actually are running this country would be in order. Some possible pointers would be some work by Gilbert & George, given the Photoshop treatment and Mark Oaten. You could expand the range somewhat by offering a Flash animation of Hangman, featuring a Tory MP, a length of rope, an orange and some women's underwear.
If that isn't enough, you could consider some 'office politics' featuring the Minister and his Secretary - during worktime and using public resources. Then of course, if you're a fan of the archers, you could publish what The Sun couldn't bring itself to do- Poof in Boots, featuring Ron Davies.
Are you getting the drift by now?
London non-racist
Martin Reynolds in action
28.02.2007 12:47
antifa
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