We lost the war.

It is time to hang the traitors.

We lost in Iraq and now we lost in Lebanon.

We are backing the wrong bunch of Semites.

Our proxy army, the Israelis, whom we supplied with shed loads of money and bombs are useless.

Our proxy army are fat cowards. They can’t mind our oil.

On the other hand the Shias are tough and unafraid.

They are good traders and will sell us the oil at a good price.

We should change sides immediately in the national interest.

We should try and hang Cheney and Rumsfeld, at once, and lock up all members and supporters of the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee as traitors and agents of a foreign power.