Hugo Chavez asks Condoleeza Rice out on a date!
Uncle Joe | 31.07.2006 19:20 | Analysis
Chavez has offered to assuage Condi's sexual frustration by them going on a date and seeing what happens!
See the following quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condoleeza_Rice
One of the most bizarre criticisms (of Rice) came from Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez. Chávez stated that: "It appears she's (Rice) dreaming about me (Chávez)." Chávez stated that Rice's problems with him were a product of sexual frustration and added "I could invite her on a date to see what happens between us" but that he would not "make that sacrifice" for his country and instead nominated three political allies to "do it".[100] In another speech, Chávez dismissed Rice as a "true illiterate" and asked Fidel Castro to mail to her samples of books that Venezuela is using, with Cuban support, for literacy education, to "see if she learns to respect the dignity of the people and learns a bit about us." [101]
One of the most bizarre criticisms (of Rice) came from Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez. Chávez stated that: "It appears she's (Rice) dreaming about me (Chávez)." Chávez stated that Rice's problems with him were a product of sexual frustration and added "I could invite her on a date to see what happens between us" but that he would not "make that sacrifice" for his country and instead nominated three political allies to "do it".[100] In another speech, Chávez dismissed Rice as a "true illiterate" and asked Fidel Castro to mail to her samples of books that Venezuela is using, with Cuban support, for literacy education, to "see if she learns to respect the dignity of the people and learns a bit about us." [101]
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This manages to be both offensive AND unfunny
01.08.2006 09:15
If Chavez really made this lame gag, he plummets in my estimation.
Yawn
Dont be a weener, be a winner
01.08.2006 12:23
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Yawn, politically correct morons strike again!
02.08.2006 00:56
It certainly wasn't Mark Oaten!!!
But then he never had any chance of becoming leader of the Liberals let alone PM.
But I'll bet that Yawn was ever-so-sympathetic to his predicament.
Like Diane Abbott, I suspect you cringe for a black woman to become US president. Doesn't matter that she is a supporter of mass genocide in Afghanistan, Iraq, Palestine and Lebanon, does it you fucking freak!
Good on Chavez!
No Uncle Tom's in the White House!
Uncle Joe