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Hugo Chavez asks Condoleeza Rice out on a date!

Uncle Joe | 31.07.2006 19:20 | Analysis

Chavez has offered to assuage Condi's sexual frustration by them going on a date and seeing what happens!

See the following quote from:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condoleeza_Rice

One of the most bizarre criticisms (of Rice) came from Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez. Chávez stated that: "It appears she's (Rice) dreaming about me (Chávez)." Chávez stated that Rice's problems with him were a product of sexual frustration and added "I could invite her on a date to see what happens between us" but that he would not "make that sacrifice" for his country and instead nominated three political allies to "do it".[100] In another speech, Chávez dismissed Rice as a "true illiterate" and asked Fidel Castro to mail to her samples of books that Venezuela is using, with Cuban support, for literacy education, to "see if she learns to respect the dignity of the people and learns a bit about us." [101]

Uncle Joe

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This manages to be both offensive AND unfunny

01.08.2006 09:15

I loathe Rice as much as the next sane person, but this is misogynistic drivel. When was the last time a right wing single male politician was told their policies were a result of their sexual frustration and/or the lack of a legal Other Half? Never.

If Chavez really made this lame gag, he plummets in my estimation.

Yawn


Dont be a weener, be a winner

01.08.2006 12:23

If Chavez asked a single right wing male politician to go out on a date with him then he would be stating that he has a preference towards men. Now there's nothing wrong with that only i dont think Chavez does so his target for the joke needed to be a female. U Gets? Leo does.

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Yawn, politically correct morons strike again!

02.08.2006 00:56

When was the last time you saw a single male politician who was likely to become a head of state!

It certainly wasn't Mark Oaten!!!

But then he never had any chance of becoming leader of the Liberals let alone PM.

But I'll bet that Yawn was ever-so-sympathetic to his predicament.

Like Diane Abbott, I suspect you cringe for a black woman to become US president. Doesn't matter that she is a supporter of mass genocide in Afghanistan, Iraq, Palestine and Lebanon, does it you fucking freak!

Good on Chavez!

No Uncle Tom's in the White House!

Uncle Joe