IF.....

-- You believe that the September 11th hijackings and destruction of the WTC and the Pentagon were done by, or with the complicity of, George Bush, Mossad, UFOs, the Trilateral Commission, or basically anyone except those who FREELY ADMIT they did it.

-- You believe the way to a utopian future is through destroying the only institutions that have ever appreciatively or demonstrably improved the human condition – i.e. Capitalism, Democracy and the Scientific Method.

-- You equate anyone who disagrees with you in any degree with Hitler.

-- You believe anyone who disagrees with you on any subject is a racist.

-- You really believe that the USA, the UK, or Australia operate under a fascist regime.

-- You believe George Galloway is anything other than a self-aggrandising, publicity hound.

-- You believe Rachel Corrie was chased down and killed by a bulldozer with a top speed of 5kph

-- You repeatedly claim to hate Zionists – but, you have nothing against Jews.

-- You believe that Jews secretly control – Hollywood, Bollywood, Global Financial Markets, the government of any country (except Israel), or the weather

-- You actually believe Noam Chomsky, Ward Churchill, or their ilk, make sense or have anything original to say.

-- You believe that disbanding your country’s military means that terrorists or other chaos seekers will leave you alone.

-- You believe ANYTHING you ever read on “Indy Media Collective"

-- You believe that plants and animals have feelings, think deep philisophical thoughts, or would grow up to happy, fully-actualized, productive members of society -- if we didn't eat or wear them.