I will compile a bulletin once per month called "New Labour Pains" which documents in meticulous detail the corruption, spin, lies, croneyism, nepotism, backhanders, backsliding, corporate interests, bullying, intimidation, celebrity obsession, vanity, false rhetoric and general venality of this thing called 'New Labour' but only if 25 like-minded citizens will send me as much information, both national and local, on the above, and on all the ways that our taxation is being wasted and our political life polluted and demeaned.