Bomb Iran
(to the tune of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys)

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, BOMB IRAN!
Let's take a stand, bomb Iran.
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Went to a mosque, gonna throw some rocks.
Tell the Ayatollah..."Gonna put you in a box!"
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Ol' Uncle Sam's gettin' pretty hot.
Time to turn Iran into a parking lot. Bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Call the volunteers; call the bombadiers;
Call the financiers, better get their ass in gear.
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Call on our allies to cut off their supplies,
Get our hands untied, and bring em' back alive. Bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, BOMB IRAN!
Let's take a stand, bomb Iran.
Our people you been stealin'
Now it's time for keelin', bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.


I'll Bomb Iran Tonite
"I Love a Rainy Nite" Based on the performance by Eddie Rabbitt
"I'll Bomb Iran Tonite" Parody by Dr. Bob
I’ll bomb Iran Tonite

Well, I’ll bomb Iran tonite
Before the morning light
I don’t think it’s a blunder
Watch the napalm
As it lights up the sky
You know it makes me feel good

Well, I’ll bomb Iran tonite
Destroy those beautiful sites
I love to feel the pain
Of that race
Taste their blood on my lips
Under the moon of Shiraz

Bombs will blow
Khomeini away (oh, he’s dead?)
I’ll wake up to a Sunni day
Yeah, I’ll bomb Irani sites
Cause, I love a pointless fight
Well, I love to kill Shiites
I don’t care about their plight

Boo-hoo

I’ll bomb Iran tonite
I love an unfair fight
I don’t think it’s a blunder
Watch the napalm
As it lights up the sky
You know it makes me feel good

Well, I’ll bomb Iran tonite
And I don’t care if I’m right
I love to feel the pain
Of that race
To taste their blood on my lips
Under the moon of Shiraz

Hit the pipe
For the second time
I’m trying to make the world mine

‘Cos I do not have insight
No I cannot do things right
But I do know how to fight
No I don’t not need no school

ool-ool

Elections washed
All the blame from me
We’ll beat ‘em with strategery

There’s another country still
Be my bitch Kim Jong Il
So long axis of evil
Well it gives me such a thrill
You can see it in my eyes
Selfish use of U.S. might
Blow them all sky-high
Cause I love a pointless fight
You know I do, yeah, yeah
Plus God says that I’m right

Chorus