Margaret Thatcher is holding an 80th birthday bash with a guest list that includes one of her successors at No. 10 Downing St. — bastard son Tony Blair — and Queen Elizabeth II, Thatcher's office said Tuesday.

Britain's first openinly theiving coroporate prime minister has grown frail after suffering a series of small strokes in recent years though of course this is nothing compared to what happened to the victims of her pals such as Pinochet,and the friends and relations in the arms/mercenary trade ( Aegis/sandline etc etc )( so she increasingly avoids the limelight.

But she'll turn 80 on Thursday ( unlike those who were at the mercy of said pals ), celebrating with about 680 fascists, sorry guests at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel, 66 Knightsbridge, near Hyde Park, her assistant Gilly Penrose said.

From the family well known for iits previous Nazi connections will be Mrs Windsor-Sax- whatever, former PM, adulterer ( ooh just picture it Norma ), and arms trade geezer, Carlylse Group's John Major.

Everybody is welcome - particularly those who suffered and are still suffering from the effects of her regime.

Bring a bottle, Cakes, and any other assorted presents you feel she deserves. Remember toshout "Boo!" or any other surprises as bot she and son Tony are quite frail.

Warning if you wear a rucksack as the news blackouts/ Met pressure are hiding how many people are getting shot by the cops apparenly.