TSSSSS GETS LOUIS THEROUX'S SIGN OF APPROVAL
THE TSSSSS (thE TOPLESS SOCIETY OF SOCIOPATHIC SEXUALLY SELACIOS SIRENS) | 12.10.2005 16:25 | Gender | Health | Repression | Oxford
The TSSSSS, The Topless Society of Sociopathic Sexually Selacious Sirens which is a very serious campaign organisation proclaiming the right for women to be topless in everyday situations in the same way that men are able to, we believe in self love, naturalness, topless organic gardening and the power of the breast to bring about radical social change, for the best. Last night in Borders Bookshop, Oxford we received Louis Theroux's seal of approval as he signed out breasts.
We in the TSSSSS want to open a national debate on the way in which breasts are portrayed in British culture, you may think this is a highly trivial matter but our campaign organisation runs deep and it all starts with the breast! We are sick of the disparity between the daily bombardment of silicon breasts in every newsagent across the country, we want to encourage a self acceptance and a love of the human body in all its shape and forms, we enjoy the simple pleasures of topless gardening, with the air circulating around out skin, and we wish to be able to take walks in the countryside topless without the fear of reprimand accusations of being loose women or without being prosecuted for indecent exposure. We believe in the power of naked protest, we want to encourage a natural and healthy self love of the body and a natural sexuality, we support all naturists and naked gardeners out there, we are against violent and abusive images of women, men and children, we believe that our human self destructive nature, our war like tendencies and our abilities destroy the natural environment stem from a sense of self hate and disconnection from our natural state and the nature around us, we see a parallel between the way women and men wage a kind of war on their bodies through plastic surgery and trying to conform to ridiculous limiting stereotypes and the way in which we wage war on the natural environment, we stand for fun, making fools of ourselves and we believe in the power of the breast, we are sick of people telling us it is disgusting to get our tits out in front of the children when it is our very breasts that give life and nurture children, in the future we want it to be perfectly acceptable for local parks and swimming pools and gardens to allow topless women as they do in europe, we have so much more to say and do, join us in our debate and recognise the pure and natural power of the breast over our contorted repressive pornographic and limited ways of seeing that we a currently subjected to. Join the TSSSSSS in our struggle against war and environmental degradation and lets make this world the paradise that it could be! Breast Wishes from the TSSSSSS x
THE TSSSSS (thE TOPLESS SOCIETY OF SOCIOPATHIC SEXUALLY SELACIOS SIRENS)
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