Buy One Get One Free & Party
Clandestino | 19.09.2005 06:39 | London
This year national shoplifting day is being cancelled, due to the law. However, in the run up to Christmas, at all chain stores, a National "Buy One Get One Free Day" will be held on the Saturday December 17. Or this year have your Christmas party in a chain store.
To participate vouchers should be available that permits each chain store shopper to select any item for free as long as one other item is purchased at that store.
There will be no need to present the voucher, unless challenged by a worker at the store or the police. Just return to the store after purchasing your "Buy one" item, then conveniently slip the your "get one free" item into pocket or bag and leave. If the item is large, just carry it out of the store.
The voucher only covers large chain stores, which includes ASDA, Tesco, Safeway's, Sainsbury, M&S and many other corporate favourites.
Note: Virgin Mega-stores are not part of this scheme because they instead should make a large donation to homeless charities over the festive season - aren’t you Virgin.
If you don't not receive your voucher in the post then make your own. This voucher will protect you from any form of legal action by the corporate giants.
To coincide with national "Buy one get one free day", consumption parties will be held on this Saturday in the run up to Christmas. The object is to have a parties in the large chain store on Saturday December 17, and On Christmas Eve Saturday December 24.
Everything will be free. Eat and drink all you can. If challenged by a security guard or police, produce your party invitation voucher which allows you to eat and drink all you can all for free.
This is a call to participate in National "Buy one get one free day" on December 17, and national "chain store party days" on Saturday December 17 and Saturday December 24.
Have a good festive season by sharing in the large chain-stores generosity, success and profits.
Who cares that they are a blight in every town and city up and down the country and have wiped out small traders which once upon a time used to be a very civilised and enjoyable way to buy good and wholesome food and useful products.
Who cares that the chain-stores rip off their workers, and are lobbying to bring back slavery. Who cares that they rip us off with a limited range of over-priced products.
Who cares! Just share in their success at ripping us all off this Christmas.
So "By one, get one free" and have your own "consumption Party" this Christmas at local large chain store.
Yes, Join in the fun and generosity of the "Chain Gang".
There will be no need to present the voucher, unless challenged by a worker at the store or the police. Just return to the store after purchasing your "Buy one" item, then conveniently slip the your "get one free" item into pocket or bag and leave. If the item is large, just carry it out of the store.
The voucher only covers large chain stores, which includes ASDA, Tesco, Safeway's, Sainsbury, M&S and many other corporate favourites.
Note: Virgin Mega-stores are not part of this scheme because they instead should make a large donation to homeless charities over the festive season - aren’t you Virgin.
If you don't not receive your voucher in the post then make your own. This voucher will protect you from any form of legal action by the corporate giants.
To coincide with national "Buy one get one free day", consumption parties will be held on this Saturday in the run up to Christmas. The object is to have a parties in the large chain store on Saturday December 17, and On Christmas Eve Saturday December 24.
Everything will be free. Eat and drink all you can. If challenged by a security guard or police, produce your party invitation voucher which allows you to eat and drink all you can all for free.
This is a call to participate in National "Buy one get one free day" on December 17, and national "chain store party days" on Saturday December 17 and Saturday December 24.
Have a good festive season by sharing in the large chain-stores generosity, success and profits.
Who cares that they are a blight in every town and city up and down the country and have wiped out small traders which once upon a time used to be a very civilised and enjoyable way to buy good and wholesome food and useful products.
Who cares that the chain-stores rip off their workers, and are lobbying to bring back slavery. Who cares that they rip us off with a limited range of over-priced products.
Who cares! Just share in their success at ripping us all off this Christmas.
So "By one, get one free" and have your own "consumption Party" this Christmas at local large chain store.
Yes, Join in the fun and generosity of the "Chain Gang".
Clandestino
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