[NotTony] Hello.
[Interviewer] who are u?
[NotTony] Tony Blair
[Interviewer] AH!
[Interviewer] so how is life being an international war criminal?
[NotTony] boring lately
[Interviewer] really, how come?
[NotTony] everyone hates me
[Interviewer] so what do u think of what is happening in Iraq?
[NotTony] i mucked up
[NotTony] listening to the little Texan was a huge mistake
[Interviewer] so, what would have done differently Mr Blair?
[NotTony] i should have shot the little bastard and stayed home
[NotTony] everyone would love me
[Interviewer] so, was the July 7th attacks as a result of listening to Mr Bush and invading Iraq?
[NotTony] yep
[NotTony] i didnt think i could cross him
[Interviewer] When do u think we should bring our troops back home?
[NotTony] tomorrow
[NotTony] but the gas prices are too high
[NotTony] i really mucked up
[Interviewer] do u think invading Iraq help the poor in Britain?
[NotTony] naah
[Interviewer] do u think it helped the rich?
[NotTony] sure
[NotTony] and that’s good for me
[Interviewer] so, are the rich women in Britain looking a making u happy?
[NotTony] yeah but most of them are pretty dried up so it’s a mixed blessing
[Interviewer] ok
[Interviewer] Mr Blair, is there anything else that you would like to say to the British public
[NotTony] hmm
[NotTony] oops
[Interviewer] is that it Mr Blair?
[NotTony] me bad
[Interviewer] ok, Mr Blair, can i thank you for this interesting and none the less surprising impromptu interview!

I would like to add that the chances of this being the Tony Blair that is the leader of the Labour Party that sent troops in to Iraq to steal its oil as part of an imperialist lead invasion is highly unlikely!

Also the nick names of the person involved have also been changed!

I hope you enjoyed the interview none the less!