Ten tips

L | 10.07.2005 14:24 | G8 2005 | Health

Ten tips for de-stressing after G8

Here are ten things I am going to be doing to relax after the g8 actions, please feel free to join me, or come up with some tips yourselves:

1: Call in sick for a day or three
2: Stop smoking
3: Go swimming in the Sea
4: Not Wearing my watch for a week
5: Climb a tree
6: Cook dinner for all my beautiful freinds
7: learn to identify 10 wild flowers
8: Go to meditation
9: Have plenty of sex
10: make a new freind

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11

10.07.2005 15:31

First thing I did was to have a shower.

stinky

wishful thinking

10.07.2005 15:35

point 9 clearly indicates that you are a man...

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eleven

10.07.2005 15:44

Download: - mp3 270K

11. Listen to William Burroughs.

It's like something didn't gel with me about this making poverty history thing. Like someone was tying a blindfold around my head, or using a very thin torch beam to scan around a darkened room. Remembering this little excerpt was like switching a light on.

The whole interview:
(it's very entertaining)

http://www.archive.org/audio/audio-details-db.php?collection=naropa&collectionid=naropa_william_burroughs_loka

or just a little bit...

Bill Posters

Top 10 Must-Do's

10.07.2005 16:08

10 shout out "unlawful arrest" whenever someone passes you in the street
9 get back on the internet (been mocking big business, yahoo, aol etc. all week)
8 write 101 lentil recipies into your lentil cook book
7 write down 100s of conspiracy events of your time protesting
6 feign sickness so you don't need to go to the local job centre
5 practice shouting "injustice, injustice"
4 bang families and friends (keep the inbreeding 100% pure)
3 Go round to the local hash dealer and buy a block
2 Wash the excrement from clothes, bodies
1 Collect the giros

Salt & malt

giggle

10.07.2005 17:18

Wow salt and malt.

You're so funny. I wish I could be as insightful as you. Of course all protesters are work shy, hash addicted, unwashed conspiracy nuts. It's funny because its true.

Love and Kisses

A Lexicon

9

10.07.2005 21:12

Point 9 could just as easily indicate 'L' is a woman.

1-10

9 again

11.07.2005 08:57

oh,no. Women hate sex.

Its an unpleasant duty that has to be done to stop your husband whinging. If you're lucky you can get away with only letting him do that horrible grunting a couple of times a year.

vapid

thanks

11.07.2005 13:07

for the Burroughs link

very interesting

paul c