Mr Blair and Mr Geldof’s

Celebrated & Original

Hand-made Traditional Scottish Fudge

AS SEEN ON TV!!!

Will not Feed the World

Will not Make Poverty History

Will not End the War in Iraq

Celebrity endorsements!!!!

“I cannot get enough!”-John Prescott
“I know exactly what you mean!”-Elton John
“I was only obeying orders.” Pope Benedict XVI
“I am a Seagull following a trawler.” Bono
“Where are the breaks?” George Bush Jr.
“Give us your f*#king money!”-Africa


Suitable for:-
Cold Metropolitan policemen on Scottish hill sides chasing kids throwing stones, British Soldiers fighting for our glorious American Empire and City of London Accountants laundering the millions they helped African dictators steal.


Warning!

Product may contain nuts

Can repeat every 20 years

Not suitable for Children under 5

Should not be eaten when cycling or operating heavy machinery

If you are unsatisfied in any way with our product, do not return it, you have no right to complain because your opinion is not important and only useless people would not be entirely happy with this product.

That’s all Folk’s!