Researchers have discovered a surprising link between the mysterious Carnival for full Enjoyment and the spoof rock group Spinal Tap , One researcher, Frank Simpson,who asked not to be named
said: " Look at this Edinburgh Council Statement about the Carnival for Full Enjoyment "

"CARNIVAL OF FULL ENJOYMENT, MONDAY 4 JULY

THE COUNCIL IS AWARE THAT A COLLECTIVE GROUP OF PROTESTORS ARE PLANNING AN EVENT, THE CARNIVAL FOR FULL ENJOYMENT, IN CENTRAL EDINBURGH AT LUNCHTIME ON MONDAY 4 JULY. HOWEVER WE HAVE NOT BEEN CONTACTED FORMALLY BY THE GROUP, SO WE DO NOT HAVE ANY OFFICIAL DETAILS ON WHAT IS PLANNED FOR THE DAY. WE BELIEVE IN THE RIGHT OF FREE SPEECH AND SUPPORT GROUPS’ RIGHTS TO DEMONSTRATE PEACEFULLY. WE DO NOT CONDONE ANY ACTION THAT INVOLVES A BREACH OF THE LAW OR THE INVASION/OCCUPATION OF PRIVATE PROPERTY. WE HOPE THAT WHAT EVER IS PLANNED FOR THE DAY PASSES SAFETY AND PEACEFULLY. "

Frank said : "now a lot of people are trying to figure out what the CFFE are going to do tommorrow , but if you look at the lyrics to Spinal Taps 'Stonehenge' ..."

"NO ONE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING , OR QUITE WHAT THEY WERE UP TO , BUT THEIR LEGACY LIVES ON , HEWN INTO THE LIVING ROCK OF STONEHENGE "

"From a brief look at the similarities between these lyrics and the council's report , It's quite clear that instead of wrecking Job Centres and attacking Policemen whilst dancing to Hawkwind, the CFFE obviously intend to build a replica of the Stonehenge monument in Edinburgh's west end tommorrow , probably outside poundstretchers".

After this bewildering discourse , Frank concluded :

"and let's hope they build it in feet this time , rather than inches"

- Artie Fufkin is 53.