Hi, me dears

its time for another FREE home festival

this time to make it more authentic
secure the area
around where you wish to enjoy the following tracks...


first:

go to your bank manager or doctor and ask him to verify
your identity

so that you can apply for a 'citizens card'

also set up a huge perimeter fence and some
machine gun turrets

to keep those riff raff away from the
alternative music industries money machine...


then simply get a brand new tent
and cut a f**kin grat hole in it

have a piss in close proximity
[remeber the music cannot be played
until the stench reaches its zenith]

set up a miniscule pictire of me
at the end of your garden


now you are ready to
listen to these tracks!!!!




captain wardrobe album: Terrorist activity





 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/terrorist activity.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/sun to the mountain.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/dissillusion.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/laser eyes.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/sexed up.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/kontrol.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/rock and roll legend.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/therapy.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/semaphore.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/open hand slap.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/sick and tired.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/tony b a liar.mp3

 http://www.warcrimes.org.uk/captain/cw/ta/formal funktion.mp3




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album cover and proper page can be found here:

 http://www.wardrobe.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/moosic/ta.html
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this album is dedicated for to all those who had to put up with me!!!!



thank you





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Glastonbury fans to get ID cards

Fans who buy tickets for this year's Glastonbury festival will be issued with photo ID cards in an attempt to beat touts, it has been confirmed.


The cards will include a photograph of the ticket-holder plus an electronic chip with their details to prevent tickets being sold on or forged. When the ID card idea was floated, Mr Eavis' daughter Emily said it would be "quite a big step in terms of ticketing for events" if implemented and they were "going as far as we can" to cut touting. Some 153,000 people will flock to Glastonbury festival this year - bbc

 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4213651.stm




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A Musical mini police state
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Thanks to the Glastonbury Festival, you can now apply for a CitizenCard free of charge (normally they cost £9). Applying for a CitizenCard means that you get a Home Office-endorsed ID and proof of age card. This also enables the Glastonbury Festival to authenticate your identity.


To ensure you receive your card in time for the Festival (within 5 days of applying) you can pay a surcharge of £15.


WARNING WE VERIFY EVERY SINGLE APPLICATION. PROVIDING FALSE INFORMATION IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE. IF YOU ATTEMPT TO OBTAIN A CARD BY DECEPTION YOU WILL NOT BE ADMITTED TO GLASTONBURY.


You will need to have the following information to complete the process:


Your full address and home telephone number

Your email address and mobile phone number

Referee's name, work address and work phone number (no mobiles). Note: Some referees may charge for authenticating identity

Valid credit or debit card details in full (if paying the Guaranteed Delivery surcharge) (Visa, Mastercard, JCB, Delta, Switch, Solo NOT Amex)

A doctor, dentist, bank manager, solicitor, accountant, employer, police officer or civil servant may act as a referee unless they are a relative

 http://www.citizencard.net/glastonbury/



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MOO, MOO, Baaah! sheep act like cattle shocker!
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Tickets for this year's Glastonbury festival broke all records yesterday by selling out in just over three hours. All of the 112,000 tickets for the pilgrimage to Worthy Farm, which went on sale at 9am, had gone by 12.20pm.


Organisers had been keen to avoid the recriminations which surrounded the ticket sale last year, when telephone lines were constantly engaged and the website crashed after receiving more than 2m hits. Many were left not knowing whether they had bought a ticket. - Guardian


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wow..... what a tit !!!!!!!
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Manchester student Cat Camp has put her breasts up for sale on eBay as advertising space during the Glastonbury Festival -

story
 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1422002.html
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