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HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LITTLE POODLE?

Georgie | 17.03.2005 18:36

Have you seen Tony?



Call this number and ask for George

Georgie

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17.03.2005 21:10

kofi annan
kofi annan

the UN site says: "Mr. Annan's priorities as Secretary-General have been to revitalize the United Nations through a comprehensive programme of reform; to strengthen the Organization's traditional work in the areas of development and the maintenance of international peace and security; to encourage and advocate human rights, the rule of law and the universal values of equality, tolerance and human dignity found in the United Nations Charter; and to restore public confidence in the Organization by reaching out to new partners and, in his words, by 'bringing the United Nations closer to the people'."

what it doesn't say is that he will try to achieve all this by carrying through GW Bush's vision of a new world order. fine words once again made worthless by the reality of the speaker's acts.

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how to bring the UN closer

18.03.2005 10:29

Want to help bring the UN closer to the people?
Here's what you can do-

Paint your bike or car white.
Wear a blue helmet or beret.
Fly as many flags outside your home as is possible.
Phone Mr Blair and ask him to bug you.
Get friendly with swedish owners of geiger counters,
ask them to do a neighbourhood inspection.
Wear headphones @ all times, and look serious.
Take your shoe off in the pub and bang in on the counter.
Get a copy of the painting Guernica put in your front window
and cover it and uncover it depending on how you feel.
Change your name to Brown.

st patrick says-