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- - | 24.02.2005 23:30

tonight's front page headline of BBC news online reads:

Election 'could be terror target'

with stunning credulity, the report begins:

"Terrorists might try to target the UK in the run-up to the election, London's most senior police officer has said.
Sir Ian Blair said terror groups would remember the effect of the Madrid bomb on Spain's general election last year."

under a picture of a police officer carrying an automatic rifle in front of big ben, the caption reads:
"The royal wedding could be a potential target, says Sir Ian".

ok, hands up, who believes this rubbish?

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eureka!

25.02.2005 00:59

the beautiful combination of public panic/royal wedding/automatic weapons!
bring out the bunting!

wedding guest

Forever Hold Your Peace

25.02.2005 05:00

N.B. - The wedding is not royal, it is civil, and even that is illegal.

The government has been threatening us with an attack for over three years now, so when are they actually going to do it? Just get it over with and bring on the Police State, then round-up all 'al Qaeda' suspects (Asians) for indefinite detention without charge, trial or jury, but plenty of torture.

Then we can all enjoy the unconstitutional wedding and put Diana's murder behind us, once and for all.

MI5

Unconsitutional wedding??

25.02.2005 17:30

Let them get married, for fuck's sake - who gives a shit. If two people want to get married then what's the problem? Confiscate Charles's wealth by all means, and strip him of his title (and the rest of the so-called royal family)... But if the law says that two people can't get married then it's a fucking stupid law.

What was so great about Diana? She sucked arse didn't she (I'm not saying Camilla doesn't).

Ozymandias

Royal Tenembaums

25.02.2005 18:42

I must say the Royal Family is such an ass-et to this country, say u know what else is a 500 year old tradition....witch hunting...yea thats it, lets go find ourselves some witches and round them p and try them for witchcraft. know the game, tie them to a rock and drop them in the river, if they sink the were innocent, if they float, theyre witches so burn them.

Dumbass, conservative, Royalist thugs, I say we burn them for witchcraft, have u seen how they all look, a face of a witch if ever i saw one...

Dumb Mentalities

She turned me into a newt!

25.02.2005 18:48

...It got better.

Sim1