"unlike labour who are bankrolled by the trade unions, the conervative party has to rely on donations from supporters like you."

blah blah blah

They want you to donate to them by returning a pledge and or donations to their FREEPOST address.

FREEPOST RLSU-EGBY-ZRKH,
PV2005
Dartford
DA2 6QP

Please oh please do not send large quantities of small denomination coins as they are very heavy and we will have to pay extra postage.

If you forget to put the pledge in the envelope, put it in another and send it too..........and on ad infinitum!

Right I'm off out to collect some house bricks and buy a wad of envelopes.

Wonder how many enveloped it will take to bankrupt the tory party?

(and... tory voter, get to make the royal mail so profitable that they stop closing rural post offices...)