simons stinking feet prompt chemical shoe eviction shocker
RAF RECTUM ACTION FORCE | 26.08.2004 00:13 | Analysis | Ecology | Health | London
part time anarcho celebrity hunger striker, simon has been under threat of eviction from his boots for some time. A union representative from the footwear union footshof made this statement. Our members have to put up with some anti social conditions and long hours without due respite. in this circumstance they have been pushed to breaking point. the imediate vicinity of the eviction evacuated for several hours
part time anarcho celebrity hunger striker, simon has been under threat of eviction from his boots for some time. A union representative from the footwear union footshof made this statement. Our members have to put up with some anti social conditions and long hours without due respite. in this circumstance they have been pushed to breaking point. the imediate vicinity of the eviction evacuated for several hours A chemical unit was deployed to deal with the fall out from the eviciton. Several peoople were treated for shock and exposure to noxious gas. An expert said we must ensure that there is never again an incident like this. for gods change your socks you crusty munting bastard.
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buy some new shoes (and socks)
26.08.2004 00:33
clark
It's the poor bastards he shared a cell with that my heart goes out to.
26.08.2004 09:06
How will our enemies, the established powers, take us seriously if all we can do is pinch our nostrils together and bicker in the very jaws of oppression, the lion's mouth?
I have seen the state of Essex's feet with his boots off. The black toe gunge, the sock which is more hole than sock.
I have seen the speed with which he can clear a 10 metre radius all about him in a crowded room; redolent of an S.A.S. house-clearing operation.
I know what it is to dive for cover and crouch trembling with my comrades in the shadows, behind the nearest stable piece of furniture, when he unlaces.
I can tell why it is that respirators and gas masks are an essential item of kit for any activist who has any truck with this fellow on the international scene.
Is it any wonder that many have fallen by the wayside on the long march for dignity, whilst others yet have even crossed over? As the noxious green fug puffs out of his boots at every step.
It is time, I think, to put sentimentality aside and do what all must agree needs to be done. Send the munter up the line to the front, barefoot and unbathed, that the enemy may truly feel (and smell) our wrath. FOR FREEDOM AND NOSTRIL JUSTICE!
jim
Sock it to them
26.08.2004 10:14
Said munter had already gone. See Camden New Journal of Squat Footwear Aug 04.
The reason 40 bailiffs built like brick shithouses ( actually with a few more in the sort of roundy pregnant looking -should do more exercise, oh and the odd boxer looking for weedy non-brew fuelled squatters ) was because said Toxic-Sock Zone (TSZ) was missing.
Local pigs overhead saying :-"Let's raid the place - I can't smell those socks now. It must be safe. We will not risk any sock related illness."
Socks Against Eviction
Sock It to em
26.08.2004 10:46
Prewviously it was an Autonomous Sock Zone. (ASZ)
Meanwhile, BBC news reports claimed sightings of the squatters socks by the radical milita group... etc etc.
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