Just before the Euro and local elections around the UK Nick Griffin leader of the Facist British National Party invited his long term lover and fellow facist Le Pen from France to come to the UK.

During Le Pen's visit (which has been confirmed by witnesses at the scene) Griffin was seen bent over railings while Le Pen was holding a large size tube of KY jelly which he began spreading all over Griffin's botty, he then proceeded to enter at the rear and while thrusting forwards noticed Griffin's table tennis eye ball popping out which bounced along the pavement.

Griffin was to busy squealing Sieeeeeg Hieeeeeeeelllllll to notice what had happened but it certainly did put Le Pen off his pace.

They were later seen with other members of the BNP near a bookshop in Welling, Kent including Julian Leppert who mostly enjoys watersports of the most degrading kind when he hasn't a sheeps back legs down his wellies.

You heard it here first folks so stay away from people like these as rumour has it on Le Pen's return to France he was seen in one of those dodgy back row seats in a dark cinema watching an old film with Hitler in it and having a five knuckle shuffle.


FACIST SCUM OFF OUR STREETS MAY YOU ALL DIE FROM A LONG LINGERING CANCEROUS ILLNESS...