Great songs about asylum:

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We came to England through the tunnel last night
Thats right! Thats right!
We claim asylum now they're treating us right
So right! So right!
Oh something tells me, Ahmed, this is the place to be
Cos here we're getting everything and we're getting it for free

Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket and a brand new mobile phone
Brits they live in cardboard boxes while we get furnished homes
Legal aid, driving lessons, central heating and free bills!
Oh we get all the benefits and you get all the bills

They drove a lorry from IKEA straight away
You pay! You pay!
TV's and furniture it was mostly OK
You pay! You pay!
But the flat it wasn't suitable the councils run by fools
After crossing 15 countries we need heated swimming pools!

Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket and a brand new mobile phone
Brits they live in cardboard boxes while we get furnished homes
Legal aid, driving lessons, central heating and free bills!
Oh we get all the benefits and you get all the bills

We go to garage to buy nice motor car
Prices no bar!
Flash BMW cos we've come so far
Prices no bar!
It cost many thousands but man oh what the heck
We come back tomorrow and we pay with welfare cheque!

Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket and a brand new mobile phone
Brits they live in cardboard boxes while we get furnished homes
Legal aid, driving lessons, central heating and free bills!
Oh we get all the benefits and you get all the bills

We take our trolleys round tescos each day
You pay! You pay!
Piled high with goodies oh that is the way
Food and drink and CDs, phone cards and blue jeans
Old lady she get angry so we stole her tin of beans

Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket and a brand new mobile phone
Brits they live in cardboard boxes while we get furnished homes
Legal aid, driving lessons, central heating and free bills!
Oh we get all the benefits and you get all the bills

We get TV licence gas electricity
For me! For me!
Your generousity is amazing to see
For me! For me!
You even pay our phone bills so we call Afghanistan
Tell all our friends to come here and live on Englishman!

Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket and a brand new mobile phone
Brits they live in cardboard boxes while we get furnished homes
Legal aid, driving lessons, central heating and free bills!
Oh we get all the benefits and you get all the bills

Our friends in parliament - they all on our side!
Cock eyed! Cock eyed!
Sometimes they talk tough but you know its a lie
"Immigration is a good thing" on that they all agree
The only ones who'll stop it are the wicked BNP!

Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket and a brand new mobile phone
Brits they live in cardboard boxes while we get furnished homes
Legal aid, driving lessons, central heating and free bills!
Oh we get all the benefits and you get all the bills