to the LOST BOYS.....just follow the towpath until you come to a bridge.how u london types get lost so easy ...hope you enjoyed the show, go to www.geocities/serumsound to see photos and receive updates on forthcoming events.

Obviously it was alright for you yer carrot crunching bumpkin, at least you had torches to find your way about, we however had to use our sences other than our eyes to get out of there.

Partying under an old filthy railway arch in the middle of nowhere well I csn say one thing you didn't upset the neighbourhood playing old Abba songs and no one really spoke to either myself or Patrick apart from Nick and Bob.

Trying to find the way out of there in pitch blackness without a torch is pretty damn hard, maybe you'd like to try it sometime instead of giving us urban city dwellers in London any of your crap.

You might be alright out there playing Worzal Gummage and we couldn't even buy a beer there (At least Nick was friendly enough to give me one of his, so I owe you a beer Nick)

Lets hope you lot do your bit and clean up your empty cans left lying around as we did with our empty plastic water bottles.

Micky Decort.

Thanks to our mate David Foster for locating us and giving us a route out of there by phone, so please next time you do something like this let us know in advance what we need to carry with us like a torch for instance OK?

Have just tried to locate www.geocities/serumsound and nothing's coming up other than Lark in the Park and Schnews stuff, so what you up too?
Trying to give us the runaround like that bald wanker who used to play Frank Butcher in Eastenders and who also had a programme years ago he hated working on named Runaround...MIKE REID..... is that what your doing is it?
Give us the proper info so we can look at the photos that were taken and if any of them have me or Micky in them we'll sue those who took them for invadeing our privacy, if rich actors and actresses can do it then so can Micky and I got it?
People used to pay a pound to take our photos 15 years ago up on the Kings Road with all the other plastic weekend punks and seeing inflations risen so has the price of paying to take our photos and if we're not paid there will be hell to pay..


Ha Ha Ha DON'T MESS WIT DA FAT BOY HIM BADDER THAN ROB ROY AND ROUGHER THAN BRAD PITT IN TROY.

Now hurry up, we want to see the photos today yeah?

The proper link to see these lunatics partying in the deep woods of Croxley can be seen at www.geocities.com/serumsound

The pics taken on Saturday are not up yet but will be there in the next few hours if the person sorting the site out isn't looking for those lost Londoners in the woods.

For those of you who thought anyone from serum was in a cult bible basher organisation, I'm sorry to inform you that you are all mistaken, these people are complete lunatics and they should all be locked up for everyone elses safety.

Apart from that they should make certain that they have enough fuel to run the generators so all their out door parties run smoothly and everyone going to their parties especially in the open air should carry Maglites as there small, compact and throw a very powerful beam then they won't get lost in the woods like the two nutters from London did.

One last point going out to the Serum crew, the police are proberbly having a great time with the sound equipment they robbed you all of at there own get-togethers down the local secret policemans ball at the local Freemason dinner and dance underground where a the seedy goings on take place.

Serum should have battled to get their equipment back from the cops as it is those bastards who've made a few quid out of it when they proberbly sold it at a police auction where all property unclaimed by the public is sold to benefit the bastard cops, so next time remember not to let the cops steal your equipment.

It's true Serum are behind the Children's television programme Boohbah shown weekdays on Children's ITV this is due to all of them growing up watching Rainbow with Geffery, Bungle, Zippy and George the hippo.

Zing Zing Bah, Jung buh and Co are characters painted on various canvasses pinned up on walls at venues around the country where Serum have played there Drum n Bass, Dub, Techno, Global funkstar stylee, anyone nutty enough to want to view this madness can do so on Saturday 29th May at the Occupied Social Centre, opposite Tufnell Park Underground Stn.

It's MAX's Birthday so a big happy birthday to him and let's have a great evening on Saturday 29th with Max and Co.

Troublemakers and the police are not welcome.

The Freedom To Party Crew

Maybe you guys would have found your way out if you'd taken off your shades first....