Dental Extraction Road Rage to Tooth Rage.

Dental extraction
Is often recommended,
A speedy technique of interrogation
To gain tightly held information
I saw Dustin Hoffman,
Prove this is correct
In some old film

Now I see the world
Or Is it Wales
Has gone crazy
Crowds gather daily,
Cardiff,Swanage,Pontifact,
To worship
The dentists skills at sunrise.

It all seems so unlikely
That these places
Should summon up
sadio-masochistic crowds
Though they say too much
Religion and little drink
Can send you mad.

But up
And along the hills,
Down in the valleys too,
Road rage has turned
to tooth rage
Beware dental extraction
May find its way to you.