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Tory whips - 10 a penny. A profile of the member for Congleton

Douglas G A Murray | 26.02.2004 14:12 | Anti-racism

Heard the one about the chinese immigrant who found a worn leather whip?
He was advised to take it to Congleton as a racist slavedriver there had lost one.

After previously making a joke based on race she was hidden behind the Tory leaders skirt where she was allowed to hang around like a bad smell.
Prior to this she acted on behalf of the Tory party as a pro hunting mouthpiece on the misuse of drugs as a political tool. She has campaigned against doctors, atheists, male sexual urges and also campaigned for "purity of bodily fluids". She also believes people in great pain should suffer for as long as medically possible regardless of any resulting indignity.
She favoured pouring money into the ground instead of dealing with imbalances in the worlds economy that made mining financially unviable in her country. She is against Europe, except as a buffer against everything beyond it apart from those nice Americans who gave us those lovely phallic weapons of mass destruction. She is in favour of creating laws to kill those who kill outside of her countries laws, excluding the mass murderers who sanction war and sell arms and torture devices to third world countries (her colleagues). She likes to kill small defenceless animals in her spare time describing it as "her choice". She champions the causes of local farmers and would like to use cattle trucks as part of her solution to the problems of immigration instead of working to solve the imbalances of the worlds economy and the funding of corrupt, oppressive third world regimes that cause it in the first place. She is the offspring of a very working class family who went to a grammar school, married a career politician and has obviously had a bee up her erse and "something" under her bonnet ever since.

Douglas G A Murray
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