Yeah, sorry to trouble you, like, but yeah us spooks at MI5 wanna find some noo peeps to hang with, yeah, so we need you to fill in our wicked online application form thingie and see if you can hang wiv us, knowhorra mean:

 http://www.mi5.gov.uk/job_vacancies/quizlice.htm

Here's some other dope shee-yat from our ker-azee website, peace out y'all:

The Security Service is the UK’s security intelligence agency. Our purpose is to protect national security and economic well-being, and to support the law enforcement agencies in preventing and detecting serious crime.

We do so by collecting and disseminating intelligence; investigating and assessing threats, and working with others to counter them; advising on protection, and providing effective support for those tasks.

In working together to fulfil our purpose, we are guided by a commitment to:

* legality;
* integrity;
* objectivity;
* a sense of proportion about our work; and
* respect and consideration for each other and for those with whom we work outside the Service.