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Part Time Prisoner

Campaign Against Prison Slavery | 03.02.2004 11:04

According to the UK Hardware store 'Wilkinson's', their use of compulsory prison labour is, "helping to rehabilitate prisoners and increase their employability". This is of course a thin smokescreen for ruthless opportunism since it's hard to imagine how packing small items for Wilko's is going to rehabilitate prisoners, who prior to the intervention of these greedy private companies, had far greater access to education and were able to learn proper trade skills. Companies like Wilkinson's merely see this slave labour force as something to exploit in order to increase their profits, and all subsidised by the taxpayer. UK Home Secretary David Blunkett is now moving to get prisoners to pay for their own incarceration by introducing so-called part-time prisons, so no doubt they're going to also be required to do part-time jobs.


Going to spend the £1.20
Going to spend the £1.20

Toilet roll is too expensive
Toilet roll is too expensive

2 bags of mixed screws
2 bags of mixed screws

Mixed screws - a new Home Office race relations policy?
Mixed screws - a new Home Office race relations policy?

He's had experience working for Wilko's in prison
He's had experience working for Wilko's in prison

Security asks "Whats going on?"
Security asks "Whats going on?"

"Just taking the lads ID photo"
"Just taking the lads ID photo"


As prisoners already do work for Wilkinson's (being paid the princely sum of £1.20 per day) we thought the firm might be interested in employing a part-time prisoner in one of their stores. Suitably dressed, Insecurity Guard Mark Barnsley and Part-Time Prisoner Wolfie went to Hull Wilkos to find out. Entering the store handcuffed together the pair first tested just how little £1.20 will buy you in Wilkinson's. A pack of toilet rolls, the sort of item prisoners are increasingly having to pay for themselves, proved too dear, but Guard Barnsley was very interested by the bags of 'mixed screws' at 2 for £1.20 Just the type of thing prisoners are forced to pack for Wilkos. Our prisoner was less impressed as of course he's none too fond of screws. Moving on, they decided it was time to try and see what Wilko's attitude to employing part-time prisoners would be, none too forthcoming of course, with nothing actually available. We strongly suspect they'd be no keener to employ the ex-prisoners who've previously slaved for them inside, not least since unlike in prison they'd have to pay them minimum wage. The Hull store did present one opportunity though, in the form of a photo booth, which Guard Barnsley thought might be a good place to take Wolfie's new ID photo. To Wilko's evident lack of amusement the pair's visit was in any event discreetly filmed and recorded, not discreetly enough it seems because Wilkinson's own Security started pulling their hair out and triggered an alert, which brought security guards running from all corners of the precinct in which their Hull store is located. They only arrived in time however to see prisoner Wolfie being liberated, and departing with his former guard, chuckling all the way to the pub.

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Comments

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  1. Screening of Part-Time Prisoner — Ange Taggart
  2. More support... — Paul Edwards
  3. Reactionary Rubbish — Mark Barnsley
  4. Check link... — Paul Edwards
  5. Packing items for Wilkinsons does not rehabilitate — Jean Thompson
  6. Check my original comment... — Paul Edwards
  7. Boycott Wilkinsons — Tony
  8. Wilkinsons Hardware Store - using forced prison labour — leif russell