THE LITTLE OLD LADY NAMED LINDIS PERCY
tune by Jan and Dean
wording slightly revised

It's the little old lady named Lindis Percy

The little old lady named Lindis Percy
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
But parked high up on a Buckingham gate
Is an upside down symbol against occupier hate

CHORUS:
And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady named Lindis Percy
(She climbs real fast and she jumps real hard)
She's the terror of the Palace Guard

It's the little old lady named Lindis Percy
If you see her on the wall don't try to choose her
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
You might bring five thousand but you'll never lose her
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the gate'r

CHORUS

MUSICAL INTERLUDE

(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
The guys come to chase her for miles around
But she'll give 'em a length and then she'll shut 'em down

CHORUS

Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go *REPEAT 6 TIMES