Hold onto your hats folks, things are getting pretty scary… The Whitehouse is aparently so concerned about President Bushs safety that they have ordered, yes ordered the Met to “shoot to kill” anybody they believe to be a threat to the Presidents life. Pretzel makers excepted. This is in addition to Bushs request that central London be “closed” during his visit. They are already so scared of “Grassy Knoll II, The Revenge” that Mr Bush must forego the jollities of a ride in Her Maj’s open carriage. So if you live or work in the vicinity of the Palace, or other sensitive location (the US ambassadors residence in Regents park) leave your “comedy” bin laden beard at home that week, and wear a suit, they’ll never suspect you!