Britian is accused of being a rogue state by Syria and Iran.

In an application to the UN, Syria has asked that sanctions be imposed on 3 Terrorist Rogue States who are said to be in possession of WMD and Nuclear Weapons.

These States named are Britian, The United States and Israel.

Our Glorious and Illustrious Leader and Teacher, Kim ILL Phoney, has said that these scurrilous accusations by Syria will be exposed as false .

UN weapons inspectors are to be sent to Britian next week to look for WMD.

The is a malicious and unfounded rumour, spread by Mullahs of the Moslem Empire, that there is a bazaar neard docklands selling WMD.

Phoney has said that any attempt by the UN to send in inspectors will be resisted.

He also said that the blatant lie that we invaded Iraq for oil is nothing more than the usual lies from malcontents.

Everyone knows , he said, that we went to Iraq at tha invitation of bank robber Chalabi to distribute first aid.

Phoney also insisted that any attempt to brand Britian, the US and Israel as Terror States will be resisted by bombing murder,rape and looting.

The ungodly publication by Salman Rushdie and Victo Hugo entitled "The Decline and Fall Of The American Empire" will be banned.

Anyone caught reading the book will be burned.

VIVA Phoney.Viva.

Anyone not shouting loud enough and standing to attention at this salute will be sent to the Trade Union Conference in Brighton.

 tompainee@yahoo.co.uk