I will represent all of my constituents as equals - with no discrimination. Oh, apart from queers..I've already started a petition against that lot since me and my gaffer Nicky Cass walked in on two in Hecky bogs. Between you and me I got a reet hard on though! Oooooooheeeeeh! Fuck me - don't tell Cassy!

Anyway, yes - all equal! Apart from the Jews, darkies and those hysterical marxist moaners who illegaly attempted to prevent me being legally elected by illegal means and using unlawful methods. I will sue the pants off them what with me being a councillor and all that, oh yes, and no mistake! They even called me a nazi - now that is illegal, is it not!

Those with any doubts please contact me at any hour of the day or night, in person or by phone - I'll be only too happy to lay your fears at rest.

Cllr David Exley
BNP Heckmondwike

16 Ashfield Road
Birstall
Batley
WF17 0EB

01924 470090

 david.exley@kirklees.gov.uk
 davexly@aol.com

Next surgery
Heckmondwike Library
Sat 18 Oct 11am - 12 noon

I wish to make it clear in very certain terms that the British National Party distances itself from the previous comment. It must be clear to all that under no circumstances would an elected BNP councillor make a comment to the effect of the latter.

We in the BNP have no prejudice against anyone regardless of colour or religion. Infact, as I was telling Cllr Exley whilst he was doing me a favour in Heckmondwike public toilets, "David", I said, "could you imagine getting away with this in the fucking Labour party?", we laughed. His response was muted as he clearly had his mouth full at the time, but I'm sure he agreed with me - at least thats what I'd told him to do.

Yes indeed, we are an inclusive organisation and we know how to have a good time - believe me kids! Oh yes, we are a wild n'wacky bunch in Dewsbury BNP....join the party!

Iain Wilson - closet gay and pal of Tyndall's for decades before eventually coming out!
Dave Appleyard - career criminal and smack-head!
Jerry Oakley - say no more! White Lightening got the better of that comrade!
Jackie Oakley - erm!!! Ditto!
The Simpsons - well bugger me - we are all out of Africa!
Dean Smithson - AFA grass, nice lad all the same! wish he still had that goatee!
Steve McAvoy - still got a Lucozade bottle lodged in his neck! Oh well - that explains!
Kevin Watmough - poor old Kev - still loves his glue - not many of them left is there?
John Brierley - has he fixed his kitchen window yet?
John Pygott - still fiddling the DSS with his sickness benefit! For how long?
My Dad - Steve Cass - sacked for wanking at work - I wouldn't blush if it wasn't true!

And then there's me - yours truly! Where do we start! Well, if manners get you anywhere then I won't be going to Strasbourg next June - but as it is I'm prepared to cast the above mentioned crock of shite aside and leap onto the Euro gravy train.

Nick Cass
Dewsbury BNP