They tried with the 45 minute lie and failed.

First it was a missile full of WMD aimed at our troops in Cyprus.(Jackrabbit Straw's version).

A current and imminient danger (Phoney's version in Parliament).

Now it's been whittled down to shells and mortars, battlefield range. (Red Scarlett's present version).

By the labour Party conference it will be a flying programme.

What we should see by now is that they are an imcompetent bunch.

Phoney: Retarded catamite and psychotic still trying to recover from an abused and neglested childhood. "Hand on the heart" phrases indicate a mental age of 10.

And the cabal:

1)...Spin Ali: Never fully recovered from his second nervous breakdown. Still on medication. Increased after Channel 4 debacle. Believed to be full strength Traxene.

2)...Red Scarlett: Compromised MI6's best agent in Moscow through carelessness. Mi6 forced to remove him.

3)...Ears Omand: Claim to fame: Covered up illegal activities of foriegn intelligence agency while at Home Office with Jackrabbit Straw.

4)...Lodge Manning: Member of the right lodges.

5)...Jackrabbit Straw: General bootlicker and Dr Kelly's direct employer.Never called before Hutton?

Intercepted and hacked e/mails about the 45 minute lie and uranium from Niger between Jackrabbit Straw and the OSP has Jackrabbit calling the cabal "the Combs"

No cryphtographer needed there.

Charles 11 would have been appaled.

 tompainee@yahoo.co.uk