Fawkin'Judgement Night
Zonk | 13.08.2003 21:31
NORWICH ANARCHISTS PRESENT
FAWKIN' JUDGEMENT NIGHT
( aka Bonfire Night)
In Association With Norwich Class War
Sick of Guy Fawkes' victimisation over the years? Although we may not agree with his politics, we do agree with blowing up politicians.
This Bonfire night, we urge the people of Britain to rescue the Guy from imminent doom and replace him with a politician(s) of your choice (preferably alive). Make persistent calls to your local politicians to discover their whereabouts (you don't want it to fuck up on the night due to bad planning). If they have recently died dig the fucker up, they can't get off with it that lightly! This can also be fun, make it a real community event, let's face it, it's gonna be more entertaining than the Lord Mayor's procession (for those outside Norwich, this is a realy boring annual endurance).
So next time you see a politician cruising by in his tinted SUV-you can rejoice and look forward to burning a voodoo doll of them on Fawkin' Judgement Night.
If you can't find any politicaians, there are always coppers about, fascists also burn well. But check! Don't burn nice people! Decide on levels of niceness by using our simple questionaire:
1) Do you have a bust of Hitler/Lenin/Tony Blair in your house?
2) Do you wish you had a bust of the above in your house?
3) Is the bust for decorative purposes or is it in your toilet cistern to save on water usage?
4) Will you swap your bust of Hitler/Lenin/Tony Blair for a copy of Now or Never!?
Right now you've sussed how nice they are you can get on with fighting the class war. If they're nice let them go, if not tie them up, stick them in a wheel barrow, gag them con passers by into giving you money or drugs for your efforts.
When you arrive at the Bonfire reassure members of the public that it isn't an innocent person your chucking onto the inferno, but a scumbag politician. We anticipate that there will be roars of applause from all those surrounding and you'll be elevated to the status of hero for the evening. Now the public can really decide whether they would piss on them if they were on fire!
Our culture is manipulated to serve those with power. Guy Fawkes Night arose less out of popular motivation to celebrate his execution but more as a threat from the State to instill fear to those who that may tread in his footsteps. It's time to tread where the fuck we like and turn the tide on this State created celebration.
(This is for further educational purposes and life long learning only. Honest Guv'nor. Break your revision into bitesize pieces, eat well and enjoy a nice drink by your roaring fire.)
Zonk
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How amusing
14.08.2003 11:12
nicenotnasty
Humour? Ever heard of it?
14.08.2003 17:24
Zonk