EARLY PRICES ON NEW PRIME MINISTER.
Tom Paine | 16.07.2003 10:41
Phoney and his hack will be gone by Robin weeks in September.
These are the early prices for his successor.
Failed actors and hacks need not apply.
These are the early prices for his successor.
Failed actors and hacks need not apply.
Silent Brown: (Fav.) 1/1.
Good stayer,resilient, course and distance suit, trained for this, connections confident.
Rear Gunner Mandy:4/1. Good sort, dedicated, well trained, good pedigree, tripped up on last outing by large bribe and bum passport.Must be respected. Anyone who's best youthful memory is forming a labour party must be given a chance.
That Bloke 2 Chins:15/1.
Overextended on quick left, out of shape.
Apartheid Hain: 16/1. Kicked former trainer Mandela. Went on to kill loads of women and children in Iraq, just like Vorster.Claiming tax allowance.
Jackrabbit Straw:30/1. Sychophant without power, tried with bit this time to suppress inane grin.
Clear Short: 2/1. Always clear sighted except on occasion when vunerable to bullshit.
Swamp Blunkett: 90/1. Has no idea. Dumped British citizens abroad (Cuba and Saudi),tried to abolish juries when he may need one himself soon.
Amos the hare:100/1. Newcommer, not fast as name suggests, still learning the convoluted language of new labour. Best watched.
Darling Alistair:4/1. Looks well, fit, in with a chance.
Butts Reid:9/1. Former AW Marxist, slow starter, out of breath, puffs too much.
Sad Eyes Murphy: 6/1. Good outside chance.
Holls Hoon:30/1. Went on holiday while others were trying. No Hope.
Knewit Hewitt: 80/1. No chance. Phoney babe. No pedigree.
No Razor Charlie:2/1. Good chance. Sound Labour footing, Gruff and well liked.
Tessa all jowl: 90/1. Not fancied, changable.
Good stayer,resilient, course and distance suit, trained for this, connections confident.
Rear Gunner Mandy:4/1. Good sort, dedicated, well trained, good pedigree, tripped up on last outing by large bribe and bum passport.Must be respected. Anyone who's best youthful memory is forming a labour party must be given a chance.
That Bloke 2 Chins:15/1.
Overextended on quick left, out of shape.
Apartheid Hain: 16/1. Kicked former trainer Mandela. Went on to kill loads of women and children in Iraq, just like Vorster.Claiming tax allowance.
Jackrabbit Straw:30/1. Sychophant without power, tried with bit this time to suppress inane grin.
Clear Short: 2/1. Always clear sighted except on occasion when vunerable to bullshit.
Swamp Blunkett: 90/1. Has no idea. Dumped British citizens abroad (Cuba and Saudi),tried to abolish juries when he may need one himself soon.
Amos the hare:100/1. Newcommer, not fast as name suggests, still learning the convoluted language of new labour. Best watched.
Darling Alistair:4/1. Looks well, fit, in with a chance.
Butts Reid:9/1. Former AW Marxist, slow starter, out of breath, puffs too much.
Sad Eyes Murphy: 6/1. Good outside chance.
Holls Hoon:30/1. Went on holiday while others were trying. No Hope.
Knewit Hewitt: 80/1. No chance. Phoney babe. No pedigree.
No Razor Charlie:2/1. Good chance. Sound Labour footing, Gruff and well liked.
Tessa all jowl: 90/1. Not fancied, changable.
Tom Paine
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