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HARRY POTTER TO BE PLACED IN COMMON'S LIBRARY.

tom paine | 15.07.2003 18:26

Phoney says that as no one has ever, ever disputed a word of the Harry Potter books he will be able to get vital and up to date intelligence from them for his next two wars.

He is bringing two sets of the books to Washington, one for Adolf Rumsfeld and the other for the CIA.

There's no stopping this man.

This week he asked the Psychopath of Sabra to plant some mustard gas and other bits and pieces in the western desert of Iraq during the next month.

Dearlove and Mossad are considering the matter.

Apparently mustard gas has the required shelf-life.

The Psychopath asked Phoney , in return, to ignore Arafat which he has agreed to do.

Meanwhile, Swamp Blunkett is being swamped by the knowledge that one of our citizens being held in Cuba is totally innocent.

His arrest was a case of mistaken identity.

The rest can't be charged under British law as they have not committed any crimes recognized by British law.

They were merely members of a Moslem army, which was their right and duty.

They did not take part in any terrorist actions.

In fact, they are now being terrorized by that Moran, Bush.

The Moran thinks that the UN weapons inspectors were not allowed into Iraq and thats why Adolf Rumsfeld went to war.

What a git.

The git's sycophantic poodle refused to take a Congressional medal next week as it would make him look like a total clown.

Hounded at home, Honoured abroad.

Just like Nixon befored he resigned.

 tompainee@yahoo.co.uk

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tom paine
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