General Curator Bill Xanten implied that a fox may be responsible, perhaps emboldened by the recent hunting ban in England, perhaps resentfull of the eagle's official status, or just driven to insanity by anti-american sentiment.

Meanwhile, the last wild bison herd in North America continues to use biological warfare against Wyoming ranchers by carrying a cattle disease, and mosquitos are looking forward to a long and prosperous West Nile virus season.

You are with George W. Bush or your with the terrorists and the animal kingdom has made a clear statement as to what side they have chosen.

The human doctrine of full spectrum dominance of the biosphere is intolerable to the animal kingdom and in my opinion will destablize the kingdom and subject the US to future terrorist attacks by animals.

Local hen house conspiracy theorists are sharing rumors about the national bird being served at a fundraiser and the fox was only blamed because the local varieties are reds.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy