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PHONEY'S MENTAL CONDITION WORSENS>

Tom Paine. | 16.06.2003 10:37

Phoney's Manic Compulsion Disorder is getting worse.

Without treatment, no one knows what he will do next.

He may move from the unjustifiable sacking of the Lord Chancellor to abolishing The Trooping of The Colours or even Wimbledon because he is not involved.

One example of this was his attempt to hijack the funeral of the Queen Mother.

The man is quiet mad.

This psychosis started in his youth and took hold when he was at Public School.

His head master said he dreaded the grinning face of Phoney knocking on his door as he knew that the discussion would be on changing some other rule or other.

The head master discussed the matter with a psychiatrist but no action was taken as Phoney refused treatment.

This week he wants to set up Parliaments in the north of England.

Next week it may be a republic in the Isle of Wight.

If he is allowed to go on, untreated,he will botch and destroy everything around him.

Nothing will be safe or stable.

Compulsive tinkering the order of the day.

Get the men in white coats to Downing Street now.

 tompainee@yahoo.co.uk

Tom Paine.
- e-mail: tompainee@yahoo.co.uk

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Blair hijacked the Royal anniversary bash

16.06.2003 13:08

If someone has footage from the Queen and Phil's anniversary in 1997, showing Blair striding behind them on the walkabout, triumphant from his election, pumping hands and doing high fives with the crowds as if it was HIS DAY... I'd love to see it again..  muzikin@hotmail.com

muzikin


is this true ?

16.06.2003 13:50

dear tom, as much as i love a good piece of satire, is this actually true ? do you literally mean that this character has some kind of obsessional disorder, rewriting rules for the sake of it ? it would explain a lot, frankly . i often wondered whether he relishes to the sight of making his party dance through hoops, knowing perfectly well there is no need for it ? what kind of ghastly grotesquery has the labour party allowed itserlf to become ?

clarify ?