"which has already issued a D-Notice to gag the press from revealing the names of known paedophiles within the British executive, including at least two senior ministers"

It was reported in the press a few months ago that a serving Labour cabinet member had been arrested in Operation Ore, but they were never named. Propoganda Matrix is hardly the world's most reliable media source (in fact it's hilariously loopy), but this is one story I'll be following with interest. As for guessing who it is, making a list of creepy looking slimy cabinet members doesn't help much, does it?