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A group of Republicans went on a rampage through San Francisco today while filming the latest Republicans Gone Wild video. Saddam Dog, the apparent leader of the group, excitedly explained that "During the 80's they [the Republicans, Bechtel, US corporations, et al] tried to stick a pipeline in Iraq up through Jordan, but I was a bad dictator!"

Saddam (AKA S Dog) went on to say that "The Bechtel Corporation was making money and that you should keep your mouth shut!" Furthermore he, and the other Republicans admonished passer-byes to not participate in this week's San Francisco anti-Bechtel action.

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The Republicans, including Dick Cheney and his wife, Bush Senior, and Condi Rice, were in high spirits because they "are real Republicans and they are making real money." In addition Condi seemed to be very pleased about having a Chevron oil tanker named after her. She did claim, though, that the war in Iraq wasn't about oil.

Hey Condi! That looks like an oil tanker and its got your name on it!

The opinion of onlookers were somewhat mixed concerning the rambunctious Republicans. "Well, they have a right to say and do what they want, but this is San Francisco. Hello?" one of them said as Cheney flashed him.

Others were more supportive as one man, who refused to identify himself, said "Don't you remember September 11th? This is what this country is all about. I support Bush all the way!" What this had to do with Republican porn was unclear.

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