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War, For the usual fee

Simon Willace | 05.05.2003 04:42

Plus expences

Conditions are perfect as we go into the third round of the Crusade cup.
Let’s recap the opening stages of the tournament.

Pres. Saddam Hussein was still in possession of the ball after a poor decision by America to pass to him in the first place and a treacherous promise to stand aside while he sorted out the Thief of Kuwait.
It was a surprising deception, after Pres. Hussein, firm friends and partners with the US in several border disputes over a twenty-year association within the region disclosed his intentions during regular meetings with his staunch supporter.
Prior to this the entire world presumed Hussein would continue to lead the attack against Iran as a front for the US aggression. After Years of supporting the Dictatorship the US could not wait any longer for it’s investment to mature.
In a strategy of raising the threat Saddam posed, America invented the long-term intentions of the Iraqi leader and convinced the world that their friend was Hitler reborn. Hell bent on world domination, hater of Jew’s and evil to the core. How was it that America had supported this tyrant for a quarter century? The world still can’t quite understand how he became so bad, so quickly.

Sheik laden came from left field at this time wearing the colours of the Anti Russian representative of the Arab world during the Reagan days and offered his army to thwart the Kuwaiti invasion. His real intentions were plain, to offer his king an alternative protection against Saddam Hussein rather than his king accepting US occupation.
However a quick thinking Pres. Bush the 1st, saw a chance for a long held western ambition to take root in the Region for questionable reasons but indisputable future benefits and demonized the star forward of the Arab league.

The ‘ball’, in 2003 is still in Iraqi hands however after twelve years of starvation the Iraqi ability to fight must now fall into question.
Meanwhile Almost making up the rules as he went along Sheik Laden has changed sides, and has gone against his former ally.

Lets go to the score board after round one.
1st round game one
Iraq vs America and the Alliance

Gulf War; Battle 1991 an away match for the reining losers who ring in their best in an ‘UN all stars’ Vs Amateur league Iraq to validate an obvious resource war.

Alliance representing 600+ million westerners Vs… Iraq pop. 18million

Alliance 1, Iraq 1… a one all draw

America credits itself with full victory after this Battle although it had considerable help from the rest of the confused world. It’s own propaganda machine prevents the world from realizing its intelligence was as inaccurate as its smart bombs and failed to disclose the number of civilian’s killed during it’s campaign. Compounding the problems of the civilian casualties America imposes a blockade, while systematically destroying the Iraqi pharmaceutical industry.

Follow up Sanctions, America 0; Iraq 1.


Round two, game two

Ussama Bin Laden Vs America.

This is a culmination of ten years in the planing, a breathtaking emergence of a 2nd power in world gamesmanship. Ussama up until this time had been a thorn in the side of the championships hopeful, a spoiler who did not even want world domination, constantly chipping away at the armor of the favorite.
Ussama had moved his men around the world in a giant game of chess outwitting a witless player in one display after another of admirable terror. His achievements in the destruction of US property in Africa surprised the world but not his enemy who realized sacrifices would have to be made. His achievement in the Yemen rocked the world and scared the States into another state of panic, a great display of Rubber Duck Vs 21st century fully armed Battle cruiser.

Sheik Laden population #1 Vs America Population #256milion,;

America 0; Laden 4

From our news archive’s, a filed report covering the attack Awesome Ussama is most famous for…

At 8.45am on September the 11th. 22 Martyrs strikes at the very heart of Western Capitalism. The teams using the unconventional tactics of War employ the civilian alternatives to Weapons of Mass destruction. Choosing early morning flights operatives from many Arabic nations (notably excluding Iraq and Afghanistan) buy coach fares on 4 commuter domestic flights.
To reduce civilian casualties Arab fighters fly into the world trade centers before the working day has really begun. Possible casualties could have been as high as 65 thousand office workers later in the day, the capacity of both buildings.
If civilian’s were the targets, we ask, wouldn’t a time have been chosen to maximize casualties?, there were flights scheduled on the hour every hour throughout the day.
Due only to the freedom fighters care of humanity the brave young men planed the strike to occur while the building was largely unoccupied, obviously their target was not people. Night attack was impossible due to the pilot’s inexperience in navigation.
Although our colleagues in the Murdock world media only voiced consternation at the enormous casualties of the attack, they ignored the intention and success of the strike but not at The Truth Hurts.
The Truth Hurt’s commends the actions of Al-kader as the greatest military success of any modern day game of war. All credit is given to the martyrs who died that day, they planned and finance, flew and died in the greatest show on earth.
The deaths of civilians met the American criteria of collateral damage, as people were obviously not the intended targets… the building was.
The Martyrs plan was to attack western financial strengths. As a direct consequence of their action several trillion dollars were lost and later such financial disruption caused the closure of several major corporations engaged in illegal operations. Resulting in a catastrophic world recession and considerable mistrust of blue chip industries that were on the verge of Globalizing their economic take-over of the world as the co-conspirators in the Anglo/American imperialistic game plan.

Ussama although blamed for the operation can not be held accountable as there is still no direct evidence to link him with the event. He is accused of murder, but as it is accepted that he declared war against the United states prior to the attack, and America which later declared war on him thereby validating his actions and allowing him vindication for any and all collateral damage there after.

Aside from an office building, both towers were the keystone technical centers of stock-market exchanges for the US corporate industry, which caused the closure of US trading for the first time in its history. At which time all investors rethought their reliance upon the ‘green back’ and sought security in the new stock markets emerging under the stable currency of the Euro or within the fast growing sectors of Asia.
As a result of this, three years down the track the Euro is now a possible alternative currency which OPEC is looking at to value the barrel price of oil.
The attack on the Pentagon could not be seen as anything but a military strike. So it did not become the focus of world concern, its image while destroyed was rarely shown by comparison to the repeated images of the towers falling, only mentioned were the loss of life not the ramifications of the damage done to the worlds richest economy.

Round 3 game 3
America v Afghanistan

America in a hurried attempt to strike back, thinks with its feet and marches into an aimless defeat. Still embroiled in a never-ending battle with a hidden foe it hopes to secure some kind of positive reason for war before its forces are forced to pull out. Ussama’s forces and Taliban soldiers are still operating with unchecked assistance from the Heroin cartels of the region in 2003. Openly deifying US occupying forces with comparatively fewer problems than the installed puppet Afghani government has in ruling the country… at time of press

Afghanistan pop. 19 million, Vs, America pop. 256million

Afghanistan scores 1. America scores an own goal while it shoots itself in the foot while retreating

Ussama 8 America 0

Sheik Laden in his absence picks up another bonus score of five for strategy.

Let’s take a look at the statistics, a round up of collateral damage on the
kill-o-meter ( for every mile an American soldier travels there is one more death added to his frequent killer card)

Western civilian casualties, including Bali, deaths under 3500.

Muslim deaths in all western-backed conflicts represented by the three regionally separated enemies. Afghanistan, Iraq, Palestine and the Philippines (lets not forget those brave Muslims who only wish to enjoy independence over a region known to list huge untapped oil reserves as assets), 3.3 million deaths with a whopping 26, million refuges affected.( Philippine figures not all in at time of press)

Round four, game four

And were already halfway through the season.

Lets recap; Saddam Hussein whose country lay in ruin after the first showdown has picked up the pieces and remains upbeat about his chances in the next match.
Ussama bin laden has remained a key player in both domestic and international war awareness worldwide as the adversary in the 2nd longest war in modern times.
The on again off again Iraq war which halted in a cease fire in 1991 and was subjected sanctions bombings and territorial disputes for thirteen years before America arranged for another UN led coalition to overthrow its leader. and went on to lead its own Crusade against the center of the Muslim empire.

America however has many difficulties at this stage. Europe has united in an anti war movement heralded by a collection of representable democratic government’s whose leadership answered the wishes of their populations and did not join the Turkey shoot this time.
America insists that the regime of Saddam Hussein represents a threat to world order and sights the WMD and Nuclear capabilities as chief reasons to Murder the leader of the country. Stressing repeatedly that they are waging war against One man and any who support him not the Iraqi people themselves or Muslims who should be allowed to determine their own future under US guidance.

Ussama Bin Laden is vocal on the issues of any despotic regimes in the region who are assisting the US led attack. Notably silent on the issues are the Iranians who by now are fully equipped with weapons of mass destruction and have the arms and military capability to dissuade America from broadening the conflict. Syria is not as secure and Turkey awaits its chance to receive the spoils of war and institute further Kurdish oppression.

Israel, a real outsider in Arab affairs digs into its Muslim problems and expands it forces by training US servicemen in Urban warfare in preparation for their friends attack on a joint enemy. During the peaceful months of January and February 2003 when all suicide bombings cease and Palestinian leaders are preparing for peace talks while the world ignores the action of the Israel’s.

War talk heats up as the US repeatedly demands Iraqi disarmament, unhappy with the response Congress demands to see the weapons Iraq has destroyed. The world knows there are no WMD, as Nuclear capability had never been achieved and any chemical weapons were way past their used by date and all facilities for the production of new batches had long since been destroyed.

In a last ditch effort for peace America launched its attack.

Accompanied by a miserable collection of coalition forces the US contingent blazed away at the leaders headquarters which resulted in a complete lack of success but an amazing lack of respect for any civilian living, now dead.
After nearly doubling the predicted term of the conflict America succeeded in disarming at least one known Iraqi. A twelve year old boy named Ali who now is believed to be doing well and joins his friends in saying thanks to the US for killing his parents destroying his town, community and any happy future. He only wishes he could shake his fist at America who says he had no proof that he had arms to begin with.

Ussama bin Laden scores a ten-point victory over the American War of dependence. Iraq destroyed, now sees a chance to become a Fundamentalist Islamic state, somewhere that Ussama can feel quite at home.
The western world believes the country can go forward into prosperous times as did Germany and Japan after WW2 however circumstances are not the same. There are no Stalinist Communist plots to take over Iraq as Germany and the rest of Europe feared in 1946, Germany complied with allied occupation because of the Russian threat.
Iraq is not petrified that America will drop a third nuclear bomb on it’ s soil as the Japanese feared post war.
Iraq is not afraid of outside invasion as it already is invaded and occupied by a foreign force.
It is assured that its future will be arranged.
As Iraq’s population represents a 60 % following of Iranian religious beliefs, Iran clearly offers the best form of government in the region meeting the wishes of the people who see Saddam as bad and America as evil, and have been assured that America respects its rights to choose leadership. Ussama bin Laden could not of hoped for a better result.

The tournament is nearly over, it remains to be seen how long it will take until Iraq chooses the only avenue open to it. Once that is in motion America ‘s response will, with out doubt, be aimed at the Iranian people who it will blame for the subversion of the Iraqi people and move its forces to attack that next obstacle to Middle Eastern domination. Then the new battle will commence Armageddon see you in the here after.

Thankyou for your time

Simon Willace