A yanqui goon was carrying a large US flag in downtown San Fransisco the other day. “What’s with the flag?” I asked him. “I joined the marines two months ago and they promised that I would get to go to Iraq and kill some sand niggers. But now they’re telling me that I’m going to remain in the US. It really makes me mad that I won’t be able to kill some sand niggers, I was really looking forward to it,” he told me.

I called him a racist. He said, “You must be one of them protestor/traitors.” He told me to kiss the US flag he was holding. I refused. Then he threw a punch at me, but I blocked it and gave him a combination right-left and decked him.

Then his friend, who claimed to be a Navy Seal, attacked me from behind. I put my foot in his mouth. While the two were getting up off the ground I spit on them and said, “Now take your flag and stick it up your asses you stupid yanqui goons!”