DUP stallwarts such as Big Ian, entertained their select well heeled clique of 'never on a sunday' golden boy bible churners. Those in attendence included holy C&W gospel crooner Rev William McCrea, who entertained the baying crowd by reminescing about having shared a platform in Portadown with his dearly beloved model christian chums Billy 'liar' Wright and Mark 'swinger' Fulton. Also in attendence were pillar of society, former North Down DUP member Bertie Baxter, out on bail, on charges of sexually abusing his own children. 'Larrd Jaysus kkkrist be praised, God bless George dumbwar bush, in his holy war against heathen and papist savages'. 'laard Bless the LVF and keep us safe from papists and commie scum'.'laard bless George Bush, and my ranch in the USA'.