Blair! (text and audio of parody sung to the tune of Help!)
Adam Bernstein | 01.04.2003 23:29
Blair! Here's the text and windows media audio file of my song parody based on the song Help! (the audio file works with Explorer, not Netscape)
Blair!
Blair, I need your help now,
Blair, You’re my only friend now,
Blair, You know I need your troops,
Bla-a-air!!
When I was younger so much younger than toda-a-ay,
All I did at Yale was snort and drink my life away,
But now these days are gone, I’m now the Preside-e-ent,
Now I got a war, I need the Downing Street Resident,
Blair, you know the answers for the pre-e-ess,
Blair, your education will impre-e-ess,
Blair, please help me out of this big me-e-ess,
Condi, PLEEASE get me To-ony!
My policies have changed in oh so many wa-a-ays,
First I said we shouldn’t nation build, but what the hey,
Blair, please tell these no good peacemongers why we must fi-i-ight,
(And why) sending Brits and Yanks into Iraqi hell’s all right.
Blair, tell them how Saddam starves the ki-i-ids,
Blair, tell them we don’t want oil ri-i-igs,
Blair, tell them Saddam’s men all are pi-i-igs,
Condi, PLEEASE get me To-ony, Tony, Tony-y-y Blair.
Blair, I need your help now,
Blair, You’re my only friend now,
Blair, You know I need your troops,
Bla-a-air!!
When I was younger so much younger than toda-a-ay,
All I did at Yale was snort and drink my life away,
But now these days are gone, I’m now the Preside-e-ent,
Now I got a war, I need the Downing Street Resident,
Blair, you know the answers for the pre-e-ess,
Blair, your education will impre-e-ess,
Blair, please help me out of this big me-e-ess,
Condi, PLEEASE get me To-ony!
My policies have changed in oh so many wa-a-ays,
First I said we shouldn’t nation build, but what the hey,
Blair, please tell these no good peacemongers why we must fi-i-ight,
(And why) sending Brits and Yanks into Iraqi hell’s all right.
Blair, tell them how Saddam starves the ki-i-ids,
Blair, tell them we don’t want oil ri-i-igs,
Blair, tell them Saddam’s men all are pi-i-igs,
Condi, PLEEASE get me To-ony, Tony, Tony-y-y Blair.
Adam Bernstein
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