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The worst is yet to come

whistle-blower | 24.03.2003 16:09

quick sighted blueprint of homeland security

General Warning:
There is a possibility that hostile campaigners in Europe also in USA will vaccinate convenience foods of american
affiliated groups with red food colouring. Please test packages for pinholes at any shopping. Please brief the branch manager resp. the local police station. If foodstuffs discolor to crimson on preparation (soups, cornflakes, dairy products, lemonades etc.) don't eat this goods, don't get panic and call the local police station.

If you detect any modification during consumption don't continuing eating, cover it with a wet dishtowel or clingwrap, don't get

panic, leave your home and call a local police station. If you detect a whitely coating or powder on snacks (Brands like Mars, Snickers, Bounty, chips, cookies etc.)as well as dog- and cat food please consider the obligation to inform and call a local police station.
In the majority of cases this substance it's a matter of flour or icing sugar.

There exist a clear eventuality that terroristic groups will buy foodstuffs (convenience foods, soups, snacks,beer, lemonades etc.), pharmaceutical products ( vitamin mineral and vital nutrients), cosmetics (lipsticks, face creams, flacons with nebulizer) and sanitary products (toothpastes, mouth irrigations, shampoos etc.) made by american affiliated groups and contaminate them with HIV-viruses resp. SARS-viruses (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) and recirculate in supermarkets.
Therefore please check any packing categorical for pinholes and other generally manipulations.

Additionally we must inform you to forbear from visiting american fast food establishments at home and abroad because we can't guarantee your safeness (assaults with molotov-cocktails have been already committed overseas and will occur presumably)

Please consider also the safety instructions at all petrol stations operated by american affiliated groups because you may rest assured that assaults by incendiary compounds will be enforced.

whistle-blower

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  1. Hoax — Dan
  2. The paranoia of the "liberators" — Qadisiya