Terrorist brandishing lethal weapon
I feel safe now | 21.03.2003 19:18
Top secret photograph of terrorist operative shown to George Bush during defense briefing and leaked to the press by unknown sources.
This little terrorist is clearly threatening the photographer with a deadly weapon. Top secret analysis of the envelope in his hand reveal that it contains deadly Anthrax spores that could very well be carried by the wind to the United States, killing millions of people.
But there is no need to worry: Cluster bombs will momentarily rip him to shreds. If they don't get him, the depleted Uranium scrap metal in his playground will.
Thank you George Bush for protecting me from these terrorists; I sleep a lot better nowadays knowing that you are at the helm of the world.
Now, if you don't mind, would you please go take a flying fucking leap off of the nearest building?
Thank you,
Gullible Citizen # 1,000,000.
But there is no need to worry: Cluster bombs will momentarily rip him to shreds. If they don't get him, the depleted Uranium scrap metal in his playground will.
Thank you George Bush for protecting me from these terrorists; I sleep a lot better nowadays knowing that you are at the helm of the world.
Now, if you don't mind, would you please go take a flying fucking leap off of the nearest building?
Thank you,
Gullible Citizen # 1,000,000.
I feel safe now