Dear citizens now you can see that our nice country is threatened by horrible iraqi drones. To prevent a worldwide raid-attack by this terrible drones we have to use our nice 'Mother of all Bombs' to erase effective an large quantity of evils. As a second effect this nice bomb was designed to democratize evil nations and meanwhile many states have asked for a heavily bombing with this great instrument of american contempt for mankind.

We are not the biggest assholes of the world.
We are the world liberators.

Your dear Rumpsfield