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French Fries are now Freedom Fries

Steve | 11.03.2003 21:06

US Congressmen announce a name change for French fries as a protest against the French government showing comparative sanity over Iraq. It's nice to know despite being a superpower the USA isn't the least bit petty.

By JIM ABRAMS, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON - Show the flag and pass the ketchup was the order of the day in House cafeterias Tuesday. Lawmakers struck a lunchtime blow against the French and put "freedom fries" on the menu.
And for breakfast they'll now have "freedom toast."
The name changes follow similar actions by restaurants around the country protesting French opposition to the administration's Iraq war plans.
"Update. Now Serving in All House Office Buildings, 'Freedom Fries,'" read a sign that Republican Reps. Bob Ney of Ohio and Walter Jones of North Carolina placed at the register in the Longworth Office Building food court.
Jones said he was inspired by Cubbie's restaurant in Beaufort, N.C., in his district, one of the first to put "freedom fries" on the menu instead of french fries.
"This action today is a small but symbolic effort to show the strong displeasure of many on Capitol Hill with the actions of our so-called ally, France," said Ney, chairman of the House Administration Committee.
Ney, whose panel oversees House operations, ordered the menu changes.
The French Embassy in Washington had no immediate comment, except to say that french fries actually come from Belgium.
Ney said he was of French descent and "once the French government comes around we can get back to talking about french fries."
On a more serious note, Republican Jim Saxton of New Jersey has proposed a ban on Pentagon participation in this year's Paris Air Show and restrictions on French participation in any postwar construction projects in Iraq.
But House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, said at a news conference that applying legislative sanctions to France was not necessary. "I don't think we have to retaliate against France. They've isolated themselves pretty well," he said.

Steve

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Misnomer

11.03.2003 21:18

Warmongers eat TRENCH FRIES.

Helliburton


Now if they should happen to find out...

12.03.2003 00:40

that the Liberty Statue has been a gift of the French people on the occassion of the 100th anniversary of US independence? Will they send it back to France? Would be like Fried Liberty without Statue then...

just in case


Some things never change

12.03.2003 02:30

McDonald's is still Shit regardless any other name.

Ronald McDonald


Pulp Fiction

12.03.2003 10:46

That discussion early in Pulp Fiction between John Travolta and Samuel Jackson assumes a whole new significance now. Drowning French fries in mayonnaise, Quarter Pounders becoming Royales with Cheese, being able to drink a glass of beer when you go the cinema in Holland, all changed, changed utterly...

Steve


DO WHAT?!

12.03.2003 18:18

The wonderful French government....remember the bastards bombed Greenpeace...AND tested nuclear weapons in the Pacific. Wankers.

Rainbow Warrior


the voice of anarchy

13.03.2003 09:51

maybe we can conclude that ALL governments are bastards, wankers?

fruitloops