Hey G W
It’s your old frat buddy dropping you a note.
I just wanted to express my concern over this
Iraq woman. I know she’s got a lot of dough and
could easily take care of you, but she’s already
hooked on this Saddam guy. I don’t think she’ll
jump on your horse and ride off with you, I mean
your dad only made it to first base with her.
No, she likes it right there. She has a family and
her family would miss her. Besides you already
have a wife. Yeah, remember you placed your hand
on the bible and made a vow. Your wife is beginning
to miss you and in fact is a little upset with you
neglecting her. She can’t afford books for the
kids so they’re not in school now. She can’t afford
health care and all you seem to be concerned about
is buying more bullets for hunting and cutting
down the tree in the front yard “‘cause it might
catch fire”. I know you think that this Saddam guy
is a threat to your wife, but I think that comes from
what that Osama guy did to her. You’re getting a
little paranoid and everybody is looking like a threat
to you now. Just remember this Saddam guy is
surrounded by your buddies and he can’t do anything
to your wife while he is. So just calm down and
focus on your wife. Be sure she’s safe in her house
and please quit scaring her it makes her nervous,
uncertain, and psycologcally drained. Plus she hasn’t
gone shopping much lately and you know how much
she loves to do that.

Sincerely
concerned frat jock