What a pile of shite!!!
fisheye | 05.03.2003 10:34
This morning at 8.15am a crack group of activists assembled at St James park tube station, present were comedian/activist Mark Thomas, Squadron Leader Plucker, Paul from Undercurrents (07973298359-contact for footage of these actions) members of CND and CAAT and myself, at approximately 8.30am we walked the short distance to the new Labour party HQ where a tipper full of horse shit was on standby, the team were straight into action, the tipper pulled up outside the front entrance of Labour party HQ and proceeded to dump 14 sacks of horseshit right on their doorstep, thus blocking any exit/entrance! A placard with the words 'US/UK 2nd resolution' was ceremoniously placed in the shit, which was also adorned with white ribbons www.whiteribbon.org.uk, the team then quietly dispersed as the cops pulled up sirens ablaze, fortunately they didn't realise who had dumped the shit so we were free to get on with our next target,DESI who were meeting just round the corner at The Queen Elizabeth II conference Hall. Myself, Paul (undercurrents) and Chris and Martin from CAAT www.caat.org.uk approached the main entrance, Martin and Chris produced two tins of blood (food colouring and wallpaper paste!!) and proceeded to tip it out all over the steps of the main entrance, the assembling warmongers would have to walk through blood to enter (makes a change from them spilling it!), immediately Chris and Martin were pounced upon by what I believe to be a special branch officer and the conference hall security, it was at this point all 3 of us dropped to the ground, if they wanted to remove us we weren't going to make it easy! We were then dragged off the premises to the pavement where a CAAT banner was unfurled, it wasn't long before the cops arrived (well they were only round the corner dealing with all our horseshit!!), Chris was the 1st to be arrested on suspicion of criminal damage, he was led off by the arresting officers into a waiting police van, it was then Martin's turn, neither resisted arrest and both went peacefully. With London on a high terror alert the cops were also looking at the action as a possible toxic attack!! It was explained that the blood was just red food colouring and wallpaper paste, no doubt samples were taken, with both Martin and Chris in custody I wasn't hanging around to find out in case the cops changed their minds about letting me go!
So, if you have access to a pile of horse shit you know what to do with it!
Onwards n Upwards!!!!!!
fisheye
So, if you have access to a pile of horse shit you know what to do with it!
Onwards n Upwards!!!!!!
fisheye
fisheye
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fantastic !
05.03.2003 11:26
xxx
brenda
fucking brilliant
05.03.2003 11:46
Even as a vegan, I think it may be time to befriend some farmers!!
andy
excellent action
05.03.2003 11:59
Anyone know a farmer with a spare slurry spreader...
bob
I like the smell of manure in the morning...
05.03.2003 12:05
Smells more genuine than New Labour for sure.
Clare Shortchange the Left
Here's to the latest global craze
05.03.2003 12:13
I think this might just have to become a global thing shit for politicians the world over, give them back their bullshit!
jape.eece
e-mail: jape.eece@email.com
Here's to the latest global craze
05.03.2003 12:13
I think this might just have to become a global thing shit for politicians the world over, give them back their bullshit!
jape.eece
e-mail: jape.eece@email.com
excellant
05.03.2003 12:17
I wish I'd been there to see their faces.
nells
wheres muck !
05.03.2003 12:41
But it will do in the short term !!!!
if there are any fines I'll be up for chipping in ..
chartist
Very funny
05.03.2003 13:00
Pixie
manure pix
05.03.2003 17:05
manure pix
undercurrents
Re: slurry spreader
05.03.2003 18:30
red
Protest or Vandalism?
05.03.2003 21:18
What if BNP ''activists'' brought boatloads of pig carcasses and dumped them on the front steps of a major masque in London and left signs telling them to get the f*ck out of the country? Would this be classified as a ‘’peaceful’’ protest? Would this be cheered?
Irwin
Hello!!!!!
06.03.2003 00:19
Someone with logic
What a Shite idea
06.03.2003 01:41
Daft sods, Prescott will just eat it.
Yea, I know what to do with it.
Shove it up your smug arse.
Thinker
Dear Irwin
06.03.2003 09:41
If they back it up with a 'get the fuck out of the country' then obviously even more so.
It targets people and cultures. The action above targets governemnt. This is perhaps just a little different.
I think your point is pretty pointless really.
get some perspective
This one will go down in the history books
07.03.2003 05:25
Glad to see the brits adopting the tactics of the colonists! Truer patriots are rare indeed, regardless of which side of the pond we're on. Muck on blokes!
Signed
Will Dwyer
pics
10.03.2003 16:57
pics
fisheye