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What a pile of shite!!!

fisheye | 05.03.2003 10:34

Dumping shite on new Labour

This morning at 8.15am a crack group of activists assembled at St James park tube station, present were comedian/activist Mark Thomas, Squadron Leader Plucker, Paul from Undercurrents (07973298359-contact for footage of these actions) members of CND and CAAT and myself, at approximately 8.30am we walked the short distance to the new Labour party HQ where a tipper full of horse shit was on standby, the team were straight into action, the tipper pulled up outside the front entrance of Labour party HQ and proceeded to dump 14 sacks of horseshit right on their doorstep, thus blocking any exit/entrance! A placard with the words 'US/UK 2nd resolution' was ceremoniously placed in the shit, which was also adorned with white ribbons www.whiteribbon.org.uk, the team then quietly dispersed as the cops pulled up sirens ablaze, fortunately they didn't realise who had dumped the shit so we were free to get on with our next target,DESI who were meeting just round the corner at The Queen Elizabeth II conference Hall. Myself, Paul (undercurrents) and Chris and Martin from CAAT www.caat.org.uk approached the main entrance, Martin and Chris produced two tins of blood (food colouring and wallpaper paste!!) and proceeded to tip it out all over the steps of the main entrance, the assembling warmongers would have to walk through blood to enter (makes a change from them spilling it!), immediately Chris and Martin were pounced upon by what I believe to be a special branch officer and the conference hall security, it was at this point all 3 of us dropped to the ground, if they wanted to remove us we weren't going to make it easy! We were then dragged off the premises to the pavement where a CAAT banner was unfurled, it wasn't long before the cops arrived (well they were only round the corner dealing with all our horseshit!!), Chris was the 1st to be arrested on suspicion of criminal damage, he was led off by the arresting officers into a waiting police van, it was then Martin's turn, neither resisted arrest and both went peacefully. With London on a high terror alert the cops were also looking at the action as a possible toxic attack!! It was explained that the blood was just red food colouring and wallpaper paste, no doubt samples were taken, with both Martin and Chris in custody I wasn't hanging around to find out in case the cops changed their minds about letting me go!
So, if you have access to a pile of horse shit you know what to do with it!


Onwards n Upwards!!!!!!


fisheye

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fantastic !

05.03.2003 11:26

Well done, you gorgeous fellerz ! Laughed so much you've made my day !

xxx

brenda


fucking brilliant

05.03.2003 11:46

Thats the best thing I have heard in ages.

Even as a vegan, I think it may be time to befriend some farmers!!

andy


excellent action

05.03.2003 11:59

Love it - thats really made my day!
Anyone know a farmer with a spare slurry spreader...

bob


I like the smell of manure in the morning...

05.03.2003 12:05

Brilliant job!!!

Smells more genuine than New Labour for sure.

Clare Shortchange the Left


Here's to the latest global craze

05.03.2003 12:13

We have had the custard pie now it's the turn of cowshit!

I think this might just have to become a global thing shit for politicians the world over, give them back their bullshit!

jape.eece
mail e-mail: jape.eece@email.com


Here's to the latest global craze

05.03.2003 12:13

We have had the custard pie now it's the turn of cowshit!

I think this might just have to become a global thing shit for politicians the world over, give them back their bullshit!

jape.eece
mail e-mail: jape.eece@email.com


excellant

05.03.2003 12:17

well done you lot :-))
I wish I'd been there to see their faces.

nells


wheres muck !

05.03.2003 12:41

Horse shit is too good for those charlatans !!!!
But it will do in the short term !!!!
if there are any fines I'll be up for chipping in ..

chartist


Very funny

05.03.2003 13:00

That really made me giigle. Lets have more civil disobedience, make sure the pressure is kept on them

Pixie


manure pix

05.03.2003 17:05

manure pix
manure pix

undercurrents


Re: slurry spreader

05.03.2003 18:30

now that's an idea and a half!- could send A few of them in to drive around central london next arms fair etc

red


Protest or Vandalism?

05.03.2003 21:18

Is this the way ''peaceful'' activists in the UK make their views heard...by public acts of vandalism?

What if BNP ''activists'' brought boatloads of pig carcasses and dumped them on the front steps of a major masque in London and left signs telling them to get the f*ck out of the country? Would this be classified as a ‘’peaceful’’ protest? Would this be cheered?

Irwin


Hello!!!!!

06.03.2003 00:19

Shutup irwin you twat

Someone with logic


What a Shite idea

06.03.2003 01:41

"So, if you have access to a pile of horse shit you know what to do with it!"

Daft sods, Prescott will just eat it.

Yea, I know what to do with it.

Shove it up your smug arse.

Thinker


Dear Irwin

06.03.2003 09:41

If racists and fascists do some action like this against either a racial or religious group then it's obviously a racist and fascist action founded on racism and fascism.

If they back it up with a 'get the fuck out of the country' then obviously even more so.

It targets people and cultures. The action above targets governemnt. This is perhaps just a little different.

I think your point is pretty pointless really.

get some perspective


This one will go down in the history books

07.03.2003 05:25

100 years from now, schoolchildren will be reading about the London Shit Party, just like American schoolkids today are reading about the Boston Tea Party.

Glad to see the brits adopting the tactics of the colonists! Truer patriots are rare indeed, regardless of which side of the pond we're on. Muck on blokes!

Signed

Will Dwyer


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10.03.2003 16:57

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