And God looked down upon his people, and he saw that they were a nasty, greedy, self-centered, controlling, warlike, deceitful, arrogant, pusilanimous, mendacious, rotten bunch of brainless money-grubbing spoiled brats who didn't give a shit for anyone but themselves or for anything but their own comfort. And this blight upon his creation greatly displeased him, and he was sorely vexed. And so it came to pass that to punish them he sent the Bush administration to rule over the world, and to impose these debased values of humankind one hundred-fold upon the people, that they would from these excesses learn the error of their ways and forever renounce them, and thereafter cast out the Bush devils and follow only the Golden Rule.